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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:38 pm

AA is back, and I am happy about that.

AA, did AA Jr attend law school?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Nov 08, 2018 5:30 pm

DS, if you ever miss AA and want him to appear, just let me know. All I have to is post something that is only 80% complimentary of Bama football, and not 100%, and he will appear in a flash, spew bile, insist that he ignores me, and then disappear again for awhile.

I have him extremely well trained that way.
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Post by GBJs » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:03 pm

Simply purveying truth = spewing of bile; check.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:32 pm

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Post by GBJs » Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:58 pm

ATAPR???... you should be working with that endangered young lady.

BTW... Only one? Either your slipping, the police are slipping, or Bama fans have been in contact with the REC commish who doesn’t approve of those photos...

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Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Nov 10, 2018 3:43 pm

Oh there are at least a dozen of those, and more being created all the the time. I only posted one because of the mildness of your infraction. If you want to see more, I could post them. But I'm saving them for AA's future spews.
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Post by GBJs » Sun Nov 18, 2018 6:18 pm

It’s the second “Reason to Hate Orange “ week...

Roll Tide.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:55 pm

It’s Iron Bowl week. This is what the lobsters in the tank feel like at Red Lobster.
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Post by hedge » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:47 am

Do lobsters in the tank at Red Lobster feel differently than lobsters in the tank elsewhere? I'm just asking since you made it a point to specifically cite Red Lobster...
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:11 pm

He thinks Red Lobster is high end seafood.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:50 pm

hedge, to answer your question: a lobster in the tank at an aquarium doesn’t feel the same as a lobster in the tank at Red Lobster, or any other seafood restaurant that serves lobster.

Hope that alleviates your confusion.
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Post by hedge » Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:49 am

Oh I get that, I just wondered why you chose to specifically site Red Lobster than just say "restaurant." But I think Rat answered my question...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:52 am

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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Post by dave_rickart » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:31 am

....Bammer
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Post by 10ac » Tue Nov 20, 2018 10:58 am

Aren't Red Lobster's lobsters frozen?
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Post by hedge » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:27 am

Probably, which just adds to the failure of Prof's post...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Nov 20, 2018 2:58 pm

10ac wrote:Aren't Red Lobster's lobsters frozen?
Maybe in Tennessee, where they are called "large crawdads." But in Red Lobsters restaurants everywhere else...

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Nov 20, 2018 4:00 pm

The Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuit mix you can buy at the grocery store makes a decent gimick biscuit.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 20, 2018 4:25 pm

Not when you eat 50 in a sitting.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by The Gray Ghost » Tue Nov 20, 2018 5:38 pm

Prof your original analogy of comparing lobsters in different tanks to teams that play Bammer compared to those that don't was more fitting. Why did you pull it?
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