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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:24 pm

damn, Jerry Lee Lewis was certifiable crazy

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Post by hedge » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:36 pm

I just finished a biography of Jerry Lee Lewis called Hell Fire. Highly recommended...
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Hell fire. Where you should end up.
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Post by hedge » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:54 am

I like the Jerry Lee video where the guy tells the story of Jerry Lee shooting his bass player when he says "when he pulled that pistol out, I immediately exited", but instead of saying "exited" he says "exshit". Not even past tense, just "exshit." I wonder if he means he left the room and shit his pants at the same time...
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Post by eCat » Mon Nov 12, 2018 10:42 am

there are other videos - one was talking about them growing up poor in some town in Louisiana. They lived in run down house with no plumbing and the guy said you be there visiting and a snake would fall out of the ceiling as if that was just a normal part of everyday life
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:27 am

loved the JLL cartoons.
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Post by eCat » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:44 am

the upcoming one for Rick James says that cops would come to his house and bring drugs stolen from the evidence room for them to party with.
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Post by hedge » Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:22 pm

Billy Jack marathon in TCM tonight. Born Losers, Billy Jack and Trial of Billy Jack. I have a feeling that these movies haven't aged well. I doubt what I found bad-ass when I was 8 is going to hold up to today's standards. Speaking of yesteryear bad-asses, who would win in a fight, Trinity or Billy Jack?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:19 pm

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Post by hedge » Sat Nov 17, 2018 6:35 pm

PBS is doing a special right now called "West Virginia's Dental Health Crisis"...
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Post by eCat » Sat Nov 17, 2018 6:47 pm

they've had that one on the back burner for 70 years
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Post by hedge » Sat Nov 17, 2018 8:44 pm

Goddamn, talk about the caravan invading the US and depleting our resources, why not just put a wall around West Virginia and declare it a foreign country? That would save billions in welfare and health care going to unemployed drug dealers and addicts and other criminals and subnormals...
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Post by hedge » Sat Nov 17, 2018 8:44 pm

Sorry, that might hit a little too close to home for the Kentucky natives on here...
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Post by Saint » Thu Nov 22, 2018 3:45 am

Do you know what they do in West Virginia for Thanksgiving? (Wait for it)






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Post by eCat » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:06 pm

I've been watching the Kominsky Method on Netflix.


I like Larry David, but Alan Arkin does a better job of being the snarky guy. He's great in this show.
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Post by hedge » Mon Dec 24, 2018 3:00 pm

Just got a recommendation for a movie called Brawl in Cell Block 99, anybody seen it?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 24, 2018 6:02 pm

I tried to watch it twice, lost interest because the back story is too long.

It might be a good movie, I just didn't give much of a chance
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Post by hedge » Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:43 pm

Kinda like Stu and the Christmas carolers...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:49 pm

exactly

the extended fambly is all here.

Little kids just filled a glass of milk and put out cookies for Santa.

The women are upstairs wrapping presents. The men have broke open a bottle of Wild Turkey Honey

Its Norman Fucking Rockwell up in here.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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