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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Nov 10, 2018 7:21 am

UK is in a strange place

We aren't going to get a better coach than we have, but the coach we have isn't good enough
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Nov 10, 2018 6:36 pm

aannnnnnnd Kentucky Football is getting blown out by Tennessee, we haven't won against UT on the road since 1984

This has been a shit week for UK Athletics
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:55 pm

PEARL!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:21 am

big 12 record last night for perfect shooting from the 3 point line from vick of Kansas 8-8

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:56 am

we have this thing at work where if you argue with someone during a meeting, if you call it "introducing creative tension", apparently its a get out jail card that entitles you to be an asshole.

I've seen this happen twice now in the last month

it works like this

"I'm going to introduce some creative tension, that was the dumbest fucking idea I've ever heard, why they haven't fired you yet I don't know"

it still hurts when they say it to you though
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Nov 13, 2018 12:04 pm

Hahaha
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Tue Nov 13, 2018 12:22 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:PEARL!
Exactly..... It's not often that I agree with Rat but he's correct on this one...Would love to have Pearl at UK. The guy is a great bench coach.. unlike Calipari.. and gets the most out of his squad. Just imagine what he could do with the talent he would get at Kentucky that he couldn't get a Auburn. Would love to see Mike Leach also but the morons in the UKAA aren't smart enough to ink either. UK deserves everything they get from Calipari and Stoops. Must admit a big grin comes to my mug every time Kentucky is embarrassed on the court and field. I will never support the football or basketball program again until Barnhart, Stoops and Calipari are on the payroll at UK.

This pretty much sums up Cal and Stoops lately....

http://kentuckysportsradio.com/football ... -rankings/

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 13, 2018 1:46 pm

At the moment , Cals system is no better than an elite 8, which is a good year but its not unique to coaching at UK.

He's lost a step on recruiting - whether that's due to payoffs or whatever, he's not going to get to a title game if he can't develop a veteran starter or bench.

If he can't admit that, then he needs to move on.

The problem is I don't think there is a better coach out there to replace him. I'm not willing to trade a consistent elite 8 coach for a once every 3 years elite 8 coach.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 13, 2018 1:51 pm

Mick would be a good fit

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Post by Saint » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:06 pm

eCat wrote:At the moment , Cals system is no better than an elite 8, which is a good year but its not unique to coaching at UK.

He's lost a step on recruiting - whether that's due to payoffs or whatever, he's not going to get to a title game if he can't develop a veteran starter or bench.

If he can't admit that, then he needs to move on.

The problem is I don't think there is a better coach out there to replace him. I'm not willing to trade a consistent elite 8 coach for a once every 3 years elite 8 coach.
Goldie will sell you Roy for a milkshake

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:13 pm

Roy can win without a top 10 recruit. Cal can't unless he has a top 5. That's fact, not hyperbole. We are currently 1 for 12 on top 5 recruits in the last 4 years and he didn't even play the one

btw, Duke doesn't play another road game until January.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:16 pm

K is getting ready to get arrested so maybe Cal can start getting those big-time recruits again.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:17 pm

I killed goldie. You wont be seeing him around here anymore. You're welcome

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:31 pm

eCat wrote:we have this thing at work where if you argue with someone during a meeting, if you call it "introducing creative tension", apparently its a get out jail card that entitles you to be an asshole.

I've seen this happen twice now in the last month

it works like this

"I'm going to introduce some creative tension, that was the dumbest fucking idea I've ever heard, why they haven't fired you yet I don't know"

it still hurts when they say it to you though
That sounds a lot like when Cartman found out that Tourette's was an actual thing, and started singing "I've got a golden ticket"...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:31 pm

zion Williamson had his armpits even with the rim on a dunk last night

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:44 pm

I wish you'd give a rimjob to Zion's armpits...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:47 pm

Epic Fail. Holy crap.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:03 pm

Fail....and disturbing.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:40 pm

Very

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:53 pm

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