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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:53 pm

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Sep 19, 2018 4:25 pm

Raeford/Arsenal Rd., which separates Haymount and non-Haymount, is like the DMZ, which separates North and South Korea. 1/2 a mile can mean a lot.
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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:25 am

Professor Tiger wrote:Raeford/Arsenal Rd., which separates Haymount and non-Haymount, is like the DMZ, which separates North and South Korea. 1/2 a mile can mean a lot.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Sep 20, 2018 2:28 pm

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Post by eCat » Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:05 pm

So the democrats are saying the NYTimes is fake news now

funny how that works out
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Post by Tree » Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:56 pm

eCat wrote:So the democrats are saying the NYTimes is fake news now

funny how that works out
The NYTimes can go either way. They have some pretty good liberal pieces a lot of the time but when the shit hits the fan like during the Iraq war they will quickly fall into place and toe the company line like a good little establishment slut.
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Post by sardis » Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:42 am

It's about time. Hopefully, it's not just political posturing.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:08 am

I was fondled by my babysiiter back in the early '60's. She was changing my diapers at the time, but I still felt violated.

After 6 days of reflection, with the help of my lawyer and a journalist, (since EVERYBODY does their best work recovering suppressed memories with the help of a lawyer and a journalist) I have finally identified the person who molested me - Diane Feinstein.

I demand an immediate FBI investigation, and that she be removed from the Senate until she can prove that she did not do this to me.
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Post by bluetick » Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:57 pm

If you ever have an instinct that your material is totally lame...follow that instinct.
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Post by Toemeesleather » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:25 pm

...says the guy that believes anything anybody can make up from 3 decades ago....
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:12 pm

I understand exactly why you don't like my material, Toe.

But if you were sexually assaulted by Brett Kavanaugh back in the days when you were wearing platform shoes and perm'd hear, now is your chance to become rich and famous.

By next week, this thing will evolve into, "I just remembered watching Brett Kavanaugh murder a homeless man before lacrosse practice" or "I just remembered witnessing Brett Kavanaugh microwaving puppies to death in science class!"
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Post by 10ac » Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:36 pm

I think you mean Tick.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:29 pm

Oooops. Sorry.
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Post by hedge » Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:55 am

Jesus christ...
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Post by crashcourse » Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:14 am

"well he says he was a virgin for many years after high school"

I guess they'll find somebody who says they had sex with him.

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Post by aTm » Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:31 am

That can't have been expected. I wonder if #TeamBlue are now searching furiously for someone who will say they had sex with him.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by aTm » Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:34 am

Another thing from yesterday, posting a video like this is not going to help your side win an election in Texas, I don't think. Not that I think Beto O'Rourke ever had a snowball's chance in hell anyway.

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Post by 10ac » Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:51 am

WTF. Time to thin the herd.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:24 pm

"well he says he was a virgin for many years after high school"

Welp, that disqualifies him right there. Jesus, that's downright abnormal...
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