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Post by eCat » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:52 pm

I'm constantly stunned at people who kill their spouse and think they are going to get away with it.

Hell, just watch Gone Girl. He didn't even do it and was going to jail for it.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 12, 2018 4:19 pm

But we always have a plan just in case.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Sep 12, 2018 6:33 pm

There was a cop near Chicago - Drew Peterson - who married four times.

Wife #2 told police he threatened to kill her and make it look like an accident. She divorced him.

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Post by crashcourse » Thu Sep 13, 2018 1:34 pm

wish you were wife #4
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:20 pm

B+
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:29 pm

Meh. Generous
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:02 pm

Atlantic Beach was rocked. It is two miles across the sound from Hedge’s family’s place, and Hedge is riding out the storm. They’ve had a crazy amount of storm surge, 30+ inches of rain and hurricane force winds. Hope he made it out.
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Post by crashcourse » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:04 pm

ordinarily that's a perfect setup

but hopefully he and his milfs are on higher ground at least
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:05 pm

They’re on the water in Morehead, iirc
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Post by 10ac » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:45 pm

Hopefully, under the water in Morehead.
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Post by bluetick » Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:25 pm

Morehead could be a consolation at the end of a tough day.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:31 pm

Are you asking 10ac for something?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:43 pm

No need to worry about hedge. He is probably stoned out of his mind and completely unaware of his surroundings.

He’ll be fine.
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Post by 10ac » Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:18 pm

dammit
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:27 pm

I do not understand people with the means to leave who ride these things out. I would go 250 miles inland. For this storm, maybe Atlanta. Road trip. Make a weekend of it.

Sitting in a flooded house with no AC or TV in southern heat just seems ridiculous.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:43 pm

Try getting back home
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Sep 14, 2018 6:05 pm

Oh, traffic is bad, depending on the day and time you leave. I am fairly well versed in hurricane issues.


Maybe he stayed to help out. I have done that a lot, too.
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Post by hedge » Sat Sep 15, 2018 7:41 am

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Post by hedge » Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:00 am

Hurricane Florence Got Em Buggin: Dude And His Girl Drive Their Car Onto The Porch So The Hurricane Can’t Blow It Away

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