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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Sep 06, 2018 4:56 pm

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Thu Sep 06, 2018 5:04 pm

plus he was banged a hot nun and loni anderson
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by sardis » Thu Sep 06, 2018 5:07 pm

I guess Crewe gets to finally see Caretaker again.
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Post by hedge » Thu Sep 06, 2018 7:26 pm

His best role was as the appropriately named porn purveyor Jack Horner in Boogie Nights...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by BigRedMan » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:17 pm

This might be my new favorite video

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:32 pm

You could use a year doing meth.
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Post by Saint » Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:59 pm

Hedge and I and maybe DS will be gone by Saturday. Flo is coming for everbody
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by 10ac » Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:06 pm

Please let it be.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:26 pm

Pussies
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:46 pm

Lear-like, I'm heading into the teeth of the storm. Stu could accompany me as my fool...

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
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Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world!
Crack nature's moulds, an germens spill at once,
That make ingrateful man!
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:20 pm

Fuckin homo. I hope Flo fucks you in the bunghole.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Saint » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:55 am

You can eat my bunghole, bunghole.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:03 am

be safe guys
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:39 am

Or don't
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Saint » Sat Sep 15, 2018 9:03 pm

This hurricane was a bust for us. Not the case even just 30 miles south and certainly a major disaster 60-70 miles southeast and at the beach. Lots of rain headed your way in a few days. No charge from us for knocking it down a few levels.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:42 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Dave23 » Wed Oct 03, 2018 10:32 pm

Heh, the Catholic Church is going to love tonight’s South Park...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:06 am

how many new episodes have I missed? I didn't realize they started
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:43 am

When to the Maui brackets come out??
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:03 pm

if you guys get Cinemax you need to watch Tales from the Tour Bus - its animated recreations of stories from Rick James, James Brown, Bootsy Collins and George Clinton - and the animation is by the King of the Hill artists and narrated by Mike Judge

Next weeks episode is part II of Rick James and it looks crazy


here is a clip from the first season about Jerry Lee Lewis

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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