Florida State Seminoles

[DooKSucks]

I hope your wife mutilates you with a machete.

AA? Is that you? (He sometimes likes to post about my wife too, classy guy that he is.)

Good story about your wife’s father’s mistress. You are wise not to mess with her.

I’ve got a similar one; my father’s mistress showed up at his office, pulled a gun on him, threatened to shoot him if he didn’t leave my mother, and held him hostage for a long time. His business partner didn’t know what to do, so he called my mother. She had to drive to his office, and convince her husband’s mistress not to shoot her husband. It worked.

That was messed up on so many different levels. “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned:..”

It’s the pen. There are few things off limits when it comes to jokes.

[hedge]

"then played minor league ball for the giants for two years for the giants"

For the giants you say?

[Professor Tiger]

Fayetteville NC has got a lot of old, esteemed families. Most of those blue blooded aristocrats earned their sizeable fortunes in the tattoo emporiums, check cashing shops, massage parlors, gentlemen’s clubs, hourly rate hotels, and escort services along Bragg Boulevard. All major concerns.

[Jungle Rat]

Go away!

[DooKSucks]

"then played minor league ball for the giants for two years for the giants"

For the giants you say?

heh

Damn booze

[Professor Tiger]

First this:

I guess when the left says "constitutional crisis" they mean that it's a crisis that we adhere to it.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/09/opin ... trump.html

Now Trump Derangement Syndrome has inspired some wackadoodles to advocate abolishing the presidency itself:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/ ... 923543002/

[hedge]

That would be a good start...

[BigRedMan]

We all wish you have a bad finish.....

[hedge]

D+

[Jungle Rat]

Both of you need to hit the snooze button. Damn

[Professor Tiger]

All it takes is a duly elected president that liberals don’t like and they want to rip up the Constitution and abolish the presidency. And THEY’RE the ones always crying, “Our Democracy is in danger!”

Next time a Democrat President is duly elected, is it okay if we conservatives start talking seriously about tearing up the Constitution and abolishing the presidency, just because we don’t like that president’s personal style and policies? Can you imagine the reaction that would cause?

[eCat]

The media reports on 30 White Sumpremacists marching on Washington but doesn't report on the Antifa folks who show up with a banner that proclaims "Its Takes a Bullet to Kill a Fash"..or that they attacked policemen.

[img2]https://www.infowars.com/wp-content/upl ... antifa.jpg[/img2]

[bluetick]

Admittedly not as snappy as "Jew will not replace us."

[Professor Tiger]

30 white supremacists at a rally in DC? That’s it?

To listen to the MSM, about half country (the ones that support Trump) are, by definition, white supremacists. So only 30 of them showing up for a white supremacist rally is a pretty poor showing for around 160 million people.

[Professor Tiger]

The media reports on 30 White Sumpremacists marching on Washington but doesn't report on the Antifa folks who show up with a banner that proclaims "Its Takes a Bullet to Kill a Fash"..or that they attacked policemen.

[img2]https://www.infowars.com/wp-content/upl ... antifa.jpg[/img2]

That crowd of safe-space dwelling transgendered vegans who think they are badasses just because they dress in black is... cute...

[eCat]

who the fuck names their kid Nimrod? (and yes I looked up the origin)

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/13/nyre ... essor.html

[Professor Tiger]

Only a Nimrod would get upset because his female college professor sexually harassed him. Most normal men dream of that happening to them.

[hedge]

Wasn't Nimrod some king from the old testament?

[Professor Tiger]

Correct! Well done, hedge. But your new interest in religion might not be welcome by your Leftist colleagues. You may want to keep such subversive thoughts to yourself. I would hate to see you lose your sterling reputation among your friends as a religion hater. Your secret is safe with me.

[bluetick]

The caption was SPACE FORCE....in space no one can hear your lies