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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:53 pm

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AA? Is that you? (He sometimes likes to post about my wife too, classy guy that he is.)

Good story about your wife’s father’s mistress. You are wise not to mess with her.

I’ve got a similar one; my father’s mistress showed up at his office, pulled a gun on him, threatened to shoot him if he didn’t leave my mother, and held him hostage for a long time. His business partner didn’t know what to do, so he called my mother. She had to drive to his office, and convince her husband’s mistress not to shoot her husband. It worked.

That was messed up on so many different levels. “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned:..”
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Post by hedge » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:09 pm

"then played minor league ball for the giants for two years for the giants"

For the giants you say?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:53 pm

Fayetteville NC has got a lot of old, esteemed families. Most of those blue blooded aristocrats earned their sizeable fortunes in the tattoo emporiums, check cashing shops, massage parlors, gentlemen’s clubs, hourly rate hotels, and escort services along Bragg Boulevard. All major concerns.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:06 am

Go away!

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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:04 pm

hedge wrote:"then played minor league ball for the giants for two years for the giants"

For the giants you say?
heh

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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:09 am

First this:
sardis wrote:I guess when the left says "constitutional crisis" they mean that it's a crisis that we adhere to it.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/09/opin ... trump.html
Now Trump Derangement Syndrome has inspired some wackadoodles to advocate abolishing the presidency itself:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/ ... 923543002/
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Post by hedge » Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:54 am

That would be a good start...
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Post by BigRedMan » Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:24 am

We all wish you have a bad finish.....
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Post by hedge » Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:30 am

D+
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:52 am

Both of you need to hit the snooze button. Damn

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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:49 am

All it takes is a duly elected president that liberals don’t like and they want to rip up the Constitution and abolish the presidency. And THEY’RE the ones always crying, “Our Democracy is in danger!”

Next time a Democrat President is duly elected, is it okay if we conservatives start talking seriously about tearing up the Constitution and abolishing the presidency, just because we don’t like that president’s personal style and policies? Can you imagine the reaction that would cause?
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by eCat » Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:55 am

The media reports on 30 White Sumpremacists marching on Washington but doesn't report on the Antifa folks who show up with a banner that proclaims "Its Takes a Bullet to Kill a Fash"..or that they attacked policemen.

[img2]https://www.infowars.com/wp-content/upl ... antifa.jpg[/img2]
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by bluetick » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:46 pm

Admittedly not as snappy as "Jew will not replace us."
"OMG, this is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I AM FUCKED!"

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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:47 pm

30 white supremacists at a rally in DC? That’s it?

To listen to the MSM, about half country (the ones that support Trump) are, by definition, white supremacists. So only 30 of them showing up for a white supremacist rally is a pretty poor showing for around 160 million people.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:17 pm

eCat wrote:The media reports on 30 White Sumpremacists marching on Washington but doesn't report on the Antifa folks who show up with a banner that proclaims "Its Takes a Bullet to Kill a Fash"..or that they attacked policemen.

[img2]https://www.infowars.com/wp-content/upl ... antifa.jpg[/img2]
That crowd of safe-space dwelling transgendered vegans who think they are badasses just because they dress in black is... cute...
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by eCat » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:12 am

who the fuck names their kid Nimrod? (and yes I looked up the origin)

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/13/nyre ... essor.html
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:07 pm

Only a Nimrod would get upset because his female college professor sexually harassed him. Most normal men dream of that happening to them.
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Post by hedge » Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:29 pm

Wasn't Nimrod some king from the old testament?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:38 pm

Correct! Well done, hedge. But your new interest in religion might not be welcome by your Leftist colleagues. You may want to keep such subversive thoughts to yourself. I would hate to see you lose your sterling reputation among your friends as a religion hater. Your secret is safe with me.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by bluetick » Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:11 pm

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The caption was SPACE FORCE....in space no one can hear your lies
"OMG, this is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I AM FUCKED!"

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