North Carolina Tar Heels

[hedge]

That was a wasted effort, I doubt we'll ever see rickert's sorry ass again. This is the type of loss that you can't ever recover from, nor ever show your face again. Hopefully rickert will do the right thing and kill himself. At any rate, he's certainly too much of a pussy to ever show up in here again and face the sass he so richly deserves...

[hedge]

Application for Respect: Denied.

Jesus christ, LMFAO. You couldn't have scripted a more humiliating scenario than this. For two weeks ricket has been in here, unprompted, crowing about wins over UNC and winning the ACC regular season and tourny. And now this. You should've kept your fucking pie hole shut, ricket. The only thing it's good for now is sucking cock.

Of course that was all it ever was good for, but now the whole world knows it. And it's all your own fault. It's all on you. Yep, should've kept your mouth shut but you couldn't help yourself. I bet you'll keep it shut now, won't you? Or rather try to keep it shut, but that's going to be hard with all the cock that's going to be rammed into it every time you try to open it in the future, anytime you ever, for the rest of your miserable fucking liife - EVER - try to run your mouth about ANYTHING UVa has done or won or accomplished, somebody's cock will be there to stopple it. But I suspect you'll learn quickly just to keep it shut. You're getting your first lesson right now. Pay close attention, b/c this is how it's going to be from now on.

At least we won't have to hear about any of the weak ass shit that you've been accustomed to crowing about (wins over UNC, ACC tourny wins, regular season "championships", whatever), b/c if you dare to open your pie hole about something like that (or even express the mildest joy or pride), here comes the cock right down your throat, but only after you've been open-hand slapped, forehand and backhand, multiple times, only then will the 12 inch cock of last night's defeat be rammed down your gagging throat.

And not just by me. Oh no, by any fan of college hoops, no matter how casual. Even the stupidest retard understands full-well the magnitude of humiliation that was slapped onto UVa last night. He may not be able to tie his shoe but he full well understands that you are now an object of scorn and obloquy from here to eternity.

And believe me, this is just the beginning. This is going to be rehashed every year, certainly for the rest of your life and actually far beyond. It will likely be 50 years or more before any other #1 see joins your fetid rank but even then you'll have the distinction of being the first. And certainly no other one seed is going to be slapped around like a bitch the way UVa was last night, very similar to the way I've slapped you around like a bitch in here, like you're going to be slapped again and again and again in the future, forever, for the rest of your life, by everyone who ever sees your face in any context, this is the only thing they're going to think about and talk about, there is nothing else about you or your life that matters anymore save the shame and humiliation of last night.

This is your destiny now, rickert, the only thing anybody is ever going to see when you show your face, ever, although I seriously doubt you'll ever show your face in here or on any of these boards again. This is your identity now, rickert, tattooed on your ass as well as your face for eternity. Enjoy it, loser...

[hedge]

but you do remember us beating your ass last week, with one player playing with a broken hand.

and it burns you up so much you keep posting about 1981 to make yourself feel better...

You see, rickert? Yes, I'm still talking about a FF defeat from 1981, a mere 37 years ago, b/c it's still a valid item for sass. But that pales to insignificance compared to last night. It's only been 37 years since the FF defeat, it'll be 137 years and people will still be talking about the 20 point beatdown that got administered to UVa last night. You're going to be bullied and humiliated in your rest home over this one, ricket, to your dying day, no matter how long you live. I would say "hopefully, not long", but I actually want you to live a long life now, so rich in humiliation and shame. Public humiliation and shame. Funny, those are the two words that I somehow just can't get out of my mind now when I think of UVa. Humiliation and shame. I love it..

[hedge]

Already seen several articles and a couple of segments on ESPN trying to figure out where this loss by UVa ranks with other historic upsets across all sports. That's the company you're in now ricket. How do you compare with the worst of alltime, across all sports. Pretty impressive. Hilariously enough, UVa was already on the list with their loss to Chaminade during the Ralph Sampson era (sorry, ricket, I know you don't like it when people talk about past UVa humiliations, but you might as well start getting used to it)...

[hedge]

Look who's #1... In February! Better hold on to those t-shirts, that's the highest honor UVa hoops is ever going to achieve. Oh, and beating UNC occasionally. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

[DooKSucks]

Hillary waited longer to collapse...

[DooKSucks]

Vegas has not adjusted the early line for the Cal v UNC game despite the fact that it's obvious that twelve key players will miss that game due to being suspended. I know the amounts you are allowed to wager are limited, but Cal -5.5 is a steal.

[hedge]

I doubt you need to worry about any betting limits Vegas might impose...

[DooKSucks]

If memory serves me correctly, most services only allow a few hundred on early lines.

[hedge]

Like I said...

[DooKSucks]

heh

Shouldn't you be worried about soy bean prices falling to $2.50 per bushel?

[hedge]

I am worried, actually. Not about our margins, they stay pretty much the same irregardless of the price, but farmers around here are retiring left and right. Kinda hard to stay in business when the people that grow the stuff you're peddling call it quits...

[Jungle Rat]

Speaking of Vegas

[Jungle Rat]

Have they posted the Maui Brackets yet?

[DooKSucks]

13 penalties
4 turnovers
66 days until basketball season starts

[dave_rickart]

Hilarious. '66 days till basketball starts' is the UNC credo.

[DooKSucks]

It has only been 170 days since a sixteen seed blew out those mewling faggots from UVA.

[Jungle Rat]

Ouch

[dave_rickart]

Virginia lost a basketball game.

North Carolina lost its integrity.

[hedge]

That's certainly not an issue you've ever had to deal with or ever will have to deal with. You can't lose something you've never had...