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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by eCat » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:56 am

bluetick wrote:How many people are crossing the border illegally?

There’s no official measure of how many people succeed in illegally crossing the border, but authorities use the number of apprehensions to gauge changes in illegal immigration. Apprehensions on the Southwest border peaked in 2000 at 1.64 million and have generally declined since, totaling 303,916 in 2017.


Those numbers, which come from the U.S. Customs and Border Protection, are for fiscal years and date back to 1960.
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the number of apprehensions based on past administrations who had little desire to push for strict immigration laws?

secondly, we're not talking about a yearly issue, we're talking about the cumulative number of people who illegally enter the United States, our politicians determining that they are here and the effort to send them back is too much. Those numbers are in the millions now with the end game being amnesty and American Citizenship.

When Reagan teamed up with Ted Kennedy to push for the amnesty in their time

"This amnesty will give citizenship to only 1.1 to 1.3 million illegal aliens. We will secure the borders henceforth. We will never again bring forward another amnesty bill like this.’"

well that's the truth because they're going to push for one much, much larger.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by bluetick » Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:24 pm

Hellsinki pressr: Trump literally and figuratively stands with Putin against U'S. intelligence agencies. Even the Fox reporter's hair was on fire.


One helluva day...Trump calls the U.S. stupid, our intelligence services corrupt, and grab's Vlad's soccer ball gift and beam's like a kid on Christmas morn. God help us.
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Post by sardis » Mon Jul 16, 2018 1:36 pm

Better escape while you can.

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Post by bluetick » Mon Jul 16, 2018 3:06 pm

sardis wrote:Better escape while you can.
You bet - HH Island. Maybe you can put a bow on this turd while I'm gone.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Jul 16, 2018 4:10 pm

What? Not Cuba again?

Personally, I commend your choice of vacation destinations this time. Sea Island is possibly my favorite spot on earth. With its running water, toilet paper and indoor commodes alone, HHI beats the crap out of Havana's Socialist Worker's Paradise that Bernie and Ocaso-Cortez want to bring to America.

Enjoy. We'll leave the light on for ya.
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Post by Dave23 » Mon Jul 16, 2018 4:15 pm

What does a Vol fan need with running water, toilet paper, and indoor commodes? Not like they are used to those things...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Jul 16, 2018 5:16 pm

True, but Hilton Head has a heap of nice cricks and cee-ment ponds to play in.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jul 16, 2018 5:40 pm

bluetick wrote:
sardis wrote:Better escape while you can.
You bet - HH Island. Maybe you can put a bow on this turd while I'm gone.
You better not be there in August or I will hunt you down.

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Post by bluetick » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:43 am

Bring your sticks.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:52 pm

Tick, when you get to HHI, please spread the word to visitors from San Francisco that defecating on the sidewalks is not permitted. They may not know. Same goes for you, Rat, even if your poop IS purple...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:57 pm

I only poop in landscape.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 17, 2018 6:00 pm

Ill be down there on the 4th-18th at my condo.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Jul 17, 2018 6:07 pm

Lewis Grizzard (Peace be Upon Him) said that the gate guards at the Cloisters look at your last tax return. If you were poor enough to pay taxes, you didn't get in.

The first time I was there I was a kid. The car in front of us was pulling a boat named "Bulldog 1." When we went through the gate, my Dad signed us in. He smiled and said, "You know who that was in front of us, whose signature was above mine? Vince Dooley."

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 17, 2018 6:57 pm

Why didn't the Queen extend an overnight like all the other Presidents? Because Trump is a fucking moron.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:08 pm

The Queen didn’t invite Bill Clinton to an overnight because she didn’t want him to grope her.
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Post by aTm » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:14 pm

My “we live in South Park for real” moment for today comes from this news from back in March...

San Francisco decides to give undocumented residents the right to vote, then worries that voting records will draw Feds to arrest undocumented residents, and now wants to spend $500k a year to warn undocument residents of the dangers of voting.

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/mat ... 726237.php
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:05 pm

You just can’t make that stuff up. It sounds like a SNL skit or an Onion piece, but it’s real. Once SF started giving maps to tourists guiding them around the areas where human feces are left by vagrants, there is no longer a way to parody them.
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Post by eCat » Fri Jul 20, 2018 8:14 am

more insanity

man kicked out of Chamber of Commerce for being a Trump Supporter, and his new store opening in a latino neighborhood protested with people throwing feces at his window

https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018/07 ... e-heights/
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:58 pm

Maxine Waters supporters burn a flag outside her office building. It's all part of Operation Keep the Midwest Red.

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Post by hedge » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:42 am

"but tomorrow, 200,000 people could talk the worst shit possible about me on twitter and unless someone told me about it to my face, I'd never know."

To your face!!
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