Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

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Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

Post by Owlman » Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:47 pm

The fan was invented at least 25 years before. Or so includes 25 years?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:54 pm

1. Invented does not = commercially available.

2. Yes. "or so" includes up to whatever time it takes to make it unavailable for the rich. Again, I didn't want to look it up - it was wolfbane to keep the pedants at bay. Apparently, it fell short of that target.
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Post by Owlman » Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:09 pm

it was a pretty outlandish claim on your part. No fans for the poor, no air conditioning, no soap

Puts you pretty far out there AA
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:11 pm

Let them eat cake.
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Post by Owlman » Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:27 pm

Just as long as they pay for it?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:29 pm

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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:29 pm

AA, which of the above statements were funny? Hack and I want to make sure we are in compliance with the Ministry of Humor.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:39 pm

You know, prof, if Hack ever came to a quick stop, it would likely break your neck.

Thats okay. You posted, an "I "preach" where Ingram's dad serves time." I asked, "So?" and got an "it's funny! Hack thinks so,too" (or something close).

When I question what was funny about it, you and your girlfriend decided I didn't have a sense of humor.

Neither of you can explain what's funny about it and both, in unison, are now doing the "can I laugh at this?" schtick.

I've heard you say racist things before and delight at the number of blacks in "your" prison, so the Ingram's dad thing is hardly surprising. Just don't try to pass it off as humor.
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Post by Hacksaw » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:15 am

AlabamAlum wrote:Sure, it was funny. No need to explain that.

One thing is certain: you squeal like a scalded dog when whipped.
lol

I hope you don't mind if I find this whole thing hilarious.
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Post by Hacksaw » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:18 am

AlabamAlum wrote:You know, prof, if Hack ever came to a quick stop, it would likely break your neck.

Thats okay. You posted, an "I "preach" where Ingram's dad serves time." I asked, "So?" and got an "it's funny! Hack thinks so,too" (or something close).

When I question what was funny about it, you and your girlfriend decided I didn't have a sense of humor.

Neither of you can explain what's funny about it and both, in unison, are now doing the "can I laugh at this?" schtick.

I've heard you say racist things before and delight at the number of blacks in "your" prison, so the Ingram's dad thing is hardly surprising. Just don't try to pass it off as humor.
I know you probably think I'm just saying this, but I really am getting quite a chuckle out of this whole thing. I knew some good shit was to follow as soon as I read Prof's original post. But this has surpassed all of my wildest expectations.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:21 am

Um, sure thing, big guy.
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Post by Big Orange Junky » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:15 am

Dang it, I missed the origional brew ha ha.

Somebody recap it for me..


Owl, notice AA didn't say he didn't want the poor to have fans, he just didn't want the taxpayers paying for it. Big difference in saying "poor people shouldn't have fans" and saying "I only want taxpayers to pay for bare necessities".

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:50 am

I do NOT want the poor to have fans. You start allowing them luxuries, next thing you know, they will think they're real people.
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Post by Owlman » Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:34 am

heh
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:52 am

Today it's electric fans. Tomorrow it's a used car. Next thing you know, they'll want to be allowed in our schools and have the right to vote.
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Post by BigRedMan » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:07 am

Sounds like you guys just need to get a room and fuck and get it over with.

AA should know how to get a good deal on said room with priceline baby!!!
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:10 am

Don't be jealous. We'll always have Modesto.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:27 am

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:30 am

And, Rat, we'll always have Dayton.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:32 am

And Blue Ash....

And Middletown...

And Loveland...
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