Ostensibly Hoops
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
driving 84 miles an hour in a 55mph zone in Louisville is a must appear in court ticket.
luckily the cop was a redneck, saw that I had an 1985 honda 3 wheeler in the back of my van which we talked about for a bit and dropped it down to where I can pay. It will probably be a $250 ticket (or more) I haven't checked.
the capper to a bad week. The night before my SIL decided she was going to spend the night with her boyfriend that no one likes so she lied about - long story short, I was locked out of the house because she wasn't there and sat/slept in the van until 5:30am when another sister came by to let me in.
luckily the cop was a redneck, saw that I had an 1985 honda 3 wheeler in the back of my van which we talked about for a bit and dropped it down to where I can pay. It will probably be a $250 ticket (or more) I haven't checked.
the capper to a bad week. The night before my SIL decided she was going to spend the night with her boyfriend that no one likes so she lied about - long story short, I was locked out of the house because she wasn't there and sat/slept in the van until 5:30am when another sister came by to let me in.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I am shocked you didn't break a window.
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I can't break a windows in my MILs house. I should have called someone and woke them up but by the time I determined she wasn't coming home it was already 3am so I elected to ride it out.
also, you guys whould watch the McAfee documentary on Netflix. The hammock discussion is worth the wait.
also, you guys whould watch the McAfee documentary on Netflix. The hammock discussion is worth the wait.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I saw that, kinda reminded me of Rat. Also, what is one of your SIL's doing up at 5:30??
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
WTF?
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she has two kids that are in schoolhedge wrote:I saw that, kinda reminded me of Rat. Also, what is one of your SIL's doing up at 5:30??
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
That still seems early...
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Teach them to make their own damn lunches. Let her sleepeCat wrote:she has two kids that are in schoolhedge wrote:I saw that, kinda reminded me of Rat. Also, what is one of your SIL's doing up at 5:30??
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hedge wrote:That still seems early...
I've been getting up at 5:50 for like the last 15 years.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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"Wish you'd stop..."
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Oh, me too, but I was thinking for somebody to be up and about at 5:30 they'd have to be getting up at 5:00 or earlier...eCat wrote:hedge wrote:That still seems early...
I've been getting up at 5:50 for like the last 15 years.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
ticket is $194, plus $179 administrative fee if I want to not have it appear on my record.
some days I'm just lucky I guess.
some days I'm just lucky I guess.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I’m driving 100 miles to Blytheville, AR in the morning to see the judge about a ticket.
87 in a 70, and the cop was nice enough to cut it down to 85 to make it 15 over.
When I called to ask how much, they told me $350. They said if I showed up for court, and had a clean driving record, the judge might knock off $100 or so, so I’m dragging ass early morning tomorrow to be there at 9AM for court.
Damn broke ass Arkansas town...
87 in a 70, and the cop was nice enough to cut it down to 85 to make it 15 over.
When I called to ask how much, they told me $350. They said if I showed up for court, and had a clean driving record, the judge might knock off $100 or so, so I’m dragging ass early morning tomorrow to be there at 9AM for court.
Damn broke ass Arkansas town...
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the fine was $60. Court fees were $134 and you pay court fees whether you show up or not.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I think I'd just pay the extra $100...Dave23 wrote:I’m driving 100 miles to Blytheville, AR in the morning to see the judge about a ticket.
87 in a 70, and the cop was nice enough to cut it down to 85 to make it 15 over.
When I called to ask how much, they told me $350. They said if I showed up for court, and had a clean driving record, the judge might knock off $100 or so, so I’m dragging ass early morning tomorrow to be there at 9AM for court.
Damn broke ass Arkansas town...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Me too.
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niceaTm wrote:"Wish you'd stop..."
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I ended up paying $65 plus court costs for a total of $180. Worth it, I guess...
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So 5 hours (at least) of your time is worth $170?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.