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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:11 am

driving 84 miles an hour in a 55mph zone in Louisville is a must appear in court ticket.

luckily the cop was a redneck, saw that I had an 1985 honda 3 wheeler in the back of my van which we talked about for a bit and dropped it down to where I can pay. It will probably be a $250 ticket (or more) I haven't checked.

the capper to a bad week. The night before my SIL decided she was going to spend the night with her boyfriend that no one likes so she lied about - long story short, I was locked out of the house because she wasn't there and sat/slept in the van until 5:30am when another sister came by to let me in.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:28 am

I am shocked you didn't break a window.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:35 pm

I can't break a windows in my MILs house. I should have called someone and woke them up but by the time I determined she wasn't coming home it was already 3am so I elected to ride it out.

also, you guys whould watch the McAfee documentary on Netflix. The hammock discussion is worth the wait.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:47 pm

I saw that, kinda reminded me of Rat. Also, what is one of your SIL's doing up at 5:30??
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:18 pm

WTF?

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Post by eCat » Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:08 pm

hedge wrote:I saw that, kinda reminded me of Rat. Also, what is one of your SIL's doing up at 5:30??
she has two kids that are in school
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:16 pm

That still seems early...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:25 pm

eCat wrote:
hedge wrote:I saw that, kinda reminded me of Rat. Also, what is one of your SIL's doing up at 5:30??
she has two kids that are in school
Teach them to make their own damn lunches. Let her sleep

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Post by eCat » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:18 pm

hedge wrote:That still seems early...

I've been getting up at 5:50 for like the last 15 years.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by aTm » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:04 pm

"Wish you'd stop..."
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Post by hedge » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:02 am

eCat wrote:
hedge wrote:That still seems early...

I've been getting up at 5:50 for like the last 15 years.
Oh, me too, but I was thinking for somebody to be up and about at 5:30 they'd have to be getting up at 5:00 or earlier...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:56 pm

ticket is $194, plus $179 administrative fee if I want to not have it appear on my record.

some days I'm just lucky I guess.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:11 pm

I’m driving 100 miles to Blytheville, AR in the morning to see the judge about a ticket.

87 in a 70, and the cop was nice enough to cut it down to 85 to make it 15 over.

When I called to ask how much, they told me $350. They said if I showed up for court, and had a clean driving record, the judge might knock off $100 or so, so I’m dragging ass early morning tomorrow to be there at 9AM for court.

Damn broke ass Arkansas town...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:37 am

the fine was $60. Court fees were $134 and you pay court fees whether you show up or not.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:59 am

Dave23 wrote:I’m driving 100 miles to Blytheville, AR in the morning to see the judge about a ticket.

87 in a 70, and the cop was nice enough to cut it down to 85 to make it 15 over.

When I called to ask how much, they told me $350. They said if I showed up for court, and had a clean driving record, the judge might knock off $100 or so, so I’m dragging ass early morning tomorrow to be there at 9AM for court.

Damn broke ass Arkansas town...
I think I'd just pay the extra $100...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:14 am

Me too.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:58 am

aTm wrote:"Wish you'd stop..."
nice

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:35 am

I ended up paying $65 plus court costs for a total of $180. Worth it, I guess...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:29 am

So 5 hours (at least) of your time is worth $170?
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