Uncle Bud

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Mar 27, 2018 3:24 pm

"Yeah, no detergent on a seasoned cast iron skillet. Scrape the gunk off, rinse, pat dry."

Stu is forced to do all the cooking and cleaning at his house, even though his wife doesn't work. I'm sure she has him cleaning according to her standards and methods, so let him do the dishes however he wants. It's the last sliver of household authority he's got...

crotch · Post by **crotch** » Tue Mar 27, 2018 5:12 pm

[img2]https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/ ... e=5B7082A3[/img2]

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:46 pm

Says the guy who probably can't figure out how to work his high-tech cellular telephone

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:08 pm

Exactly

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:18 am

so back in the late 70's, early 80's, my hometown didn't have many options for fast food. When you lived 17 miles from the closest fast food place, I think you put much more value on the food than you really should have. A case in point here is the Dairy Queen pizza. People raved about this pizza. I can't recall if I ever had it but something about going to a dairy queen to buy a pizza never made sense to me.

So on facebook, they have this Paducah page where people try to recapture their glory days and I found this gem

That has to be the worst fucking pizza recipe I've ever read.

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:27 am

Braaaaazzzziieer Food

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:17 pm

I love those names...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:20 pm

I'm sure Paducah lips barely move when they speak the name of Jill Wurth Faughn. A community of leering ventriloquists...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:30 pm

hedge wrote:I'm sure Paducah lips barely move when they speak the name of Jill Wurth Faughn. A community of leering ventriloquists...

with shitty pizza in the 80's

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:34 am

Works for me.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:36 am

read the comments on this fine product

https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Miste ... geNumber=1

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue May 01, 2018 6:43 pm

Had to put this on Uncle Bud...

https://sports.yahoo.com/hall-fame-coac ... 39768.html

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue May 01, 2018 10:51 pm

thats awesome

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed May 02, 2018 1:37 am

I like how he pulled the medical angle at first, but then basically copped to mostly doing it when he was sitting around with Willie Nelson and playing poker with the guys...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue May 15, 2018 7:09 am

Some dude at Hobby Lobby tried to take a pic up my daughters dress yesterday (she was wearing shorts under). She figured it out beforehand and when he bent down she turned around and went Bruce Lee on his face knocking out a tooth. Dude ran but some lady tackled him like Vontez Burfect. Other dudes held him down. Dumbass kept apologizing. My daughter is a bad ass

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue May 15, 2018 7:40 am

I guess that's one benefit of having a perv for a dad, you know what to look out for...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue May 15, 2018 8:26 am

Exactly

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Tue May 15, 2018 4:57 pm

Did you get the camera? Post the pics or it didnt happen

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed May 16, 2018 6:20 pm

Dude killed himself today. Obviously the search warrent for his for his computer was enough. He had an end game plan. Sad.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed May 16, 2018 7:27 pm

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