Uncle Bud
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Re: Uncle Bud
"Yeah, no detergent on a seasoned cast iron skillet. Scrape the gunk off, rinse, pat dry."
Stu is forced to do all the cooking and cleaning at his house, even though his wife doesn't work. I'm sure she has him cleaning according to her standards and methods, so let him do the dishes however he wants. It's the last sliver of household authority he's got...
Stu is forced to do all the cooking and cleaning at his house, even though his wife doesn't work. I'm sure she has him cleaning according to her standards and methods, so let him do the dishes however he wants. It's the last sliver of household authority he's got...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Says the guy who probably can't figure out how to work his high-tech cellular telephone
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Re: Uncle Bud
Exactly
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so back in the late 70's, early 80's, my hometown didn't have many options for fast food. When you lived 17 miles from the closest fast food place, I think you put much more value on the food than you really should have. A case in point here is the Dairy Queen pizza. People raved about this pizza. I can't recall if I ever had it but something about going to a dairy queen to buy a pizza never made sense to me.
So on facebook, they have this Paducah page where people try to recapture their glory days and I found this gem
That has to be the worst fucking pizza recipe I've ever read.
So on facebook, they have this Paducah page where people try to recapture their glory days and I found this gem
That has to be the worst fucking pizza recipe I've ever read.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Braaaaazzzziieer Food
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I love those names...
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I'm sure Paducah lips barely move when they speak the name of Jill Wurth Faughn. A community of leering ventriloquists...
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hedge wrote:I'm sure Paducah lips barely move when they speak the name of Jill Wurth Faughn. A community of leering ventriloquists...
with shitty pizza in the 80's
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Works for me.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
thats awesome
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I like how he pulled the medical angle at first, but then basically copped to mostly doing it when he was sitting around with Willie Nelson and playing poker with the guys...
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Re: Uncle Bud
Some dude at Hobby Lobby tried to take a pic up my daughters dress yesterday (she was wearing shorts under). She figured it out beforehand and when he bent down she turned around and went Bruce Lee on his face knocking out a tooth. Dude ran but some lady tackled him like Vontez Burfect. Other dudes held him down. Dumbass kept apologizing. My daughter is a bad ass
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I guess that's one benefit of having a perv for a dad, you know what to look out for...
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Exactly
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Re: Uncle Bud
Did you get the camera? Post the pics or it didnt happen
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Dude killed himself today. Obviously the search warrent for his for his computer was enough. He had an end game plan. Sad.
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Re: Uncle Bud
wow
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.