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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:10 pm

damn, those Martin twins' mom is hot

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Post by aTm » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:11 pm

Fucking UC, wtf are you doing?
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Post by Saint » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:14 pm

Cakewalk

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Post by aTm » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:15 pm

Amazing.
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Post by Saint » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:19 pm

Saint wrote:damn, those Martin twins' mom is hot
Nevermind, their mom is the dumpy white chick. Who is the hot black lady going nuts for Nevada?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:21 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Doh!
You can say that again.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:23 pm

Blowing a 22 point lead with 11 left is inexcusable. They deserve to lose. To much indecisive play.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:25 pm

How the hell did Nattie blow this game what the heck

holy crap maybe Nevada will win the title

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Post by hedge » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:34 pm

Why do they keep showing Rat's adopted fat boy kid crying over this Cincy loss? It almost like the aftermath of Rat's nightly visits to his room. We don't need to see that on TV...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:37 pm

Up 22 they started thinking about Loyola. The way the bracket was falling this was their best chance in years. Totally blew it. Hedge, I don't have a son. God cursed me that way. When do the Maui brackets come out?

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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:47 pm

Oh well. Go X

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Post by sardis » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:47 pm

Auburn is playing like the St. Francis (Pa) women's team.

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Post by hedge » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:50 pm

"Really, pretty much any team still playing (outside UMBC) has a shot at the NC this year, and it really won't be that much of a shock. Auburn? Michigan? Why not?"

OK, maybe not Auburn....
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Post by hedge » Sun Mar 18, 2018 9:45 pm

In the South bracket, the 1, 2, 3, 4 and 6 seeds all gone. Jesus...
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Post by eCat » Sun Mar 18, 2018 10:57 pm

for the 3rd year in a row I bought thin mint cookies for my wife only to be reminded by her that her favorite cookie is Samoas and thin mints were my ex-wife's favorite cookie

she also reminded me I won't be having sex anytime soon.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:08 pm

Fuck it, at least you have the Thin Mints

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Post by Saint » Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:10 pm

Xavier shitting the bed now. 2 1 seeds are gone before Sweet16

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Post by Saint » Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:10 pm

hedge wrote:In the South bracket, the 1, 2, 3, 4 and 6 seeds all gone. Jesus...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:13 pm

The Xavier is dead.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:20 pm

Out of 8 games today, a 1 seed, two 2 seeds and a 3 seed all gone. Oh yeah, and a 4 seed, but that's but a trifle here. Twoscore and ten I can remember well, within the volume of which time I have seen hours dreadful and things strange. But this sore night hath trifled former knowings...
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