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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:10 pm

Bama-son...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:11 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:36 pm

Texas is inept...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:38 pm

Murray State might be the Racers, but West Virginia is the Murray State Erasers. Get it? Racers/Erasers? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! Ahem...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:59 pm

I wish someone would erase you from the planet.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:20 pm

Seconded

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:58 pm

Looks like the first 16 seed win is about to happen.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:23 pm

THE RETRIEVERS!
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Post by aTm » Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:34 pm

Beat down by 20 is not the way I pictured the inevitable game where this happened
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:37 pm

Dave Odom is from Goldsboro. Ryan Odom is Dave Odom’s son. Goldsboro is the reason UMBC won.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:42 pm

Odom coached at UVA too, dipshit.

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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:45 pm

Did I say he wasn’t an assistant under Clinton, NC’s most famous son, Terry Holland? No. I didn’t say anything about that. Go jack off to the AP Style manual — or whatever it is you call it — and shut the fuck up.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:52 pm

Actually, Ryan Odom was born in Durham, back when his old man was head coach at Durham High.

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Post by sardis » Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:58 pm

He’s been all over the Carolinas. Asst at Furman, UNC Asheville, UNCC, Lenoir Rhyne...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:13 am

Wonder how much he lost.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sat Mar 17, 2018 1:11 am

The best part of the night was Lyles licking the nab to beat cramps.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Mar 17, 2018 3:15 am

Virginia you fucked my bracket

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:35 am

Does anyone have Rickart's contact information? Make sure he still alive.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:15 am

We'll never see rickert again...

Bracket-wise, I think most people had either UVa or Zona, save Rat, who displayed laudable hometown pride by going with Cincy, all the way to the championship, even. Too bad UK fans couldn't have musterd a similar level of homer pride as Rat did, UK would be looking like a pretty savvy pick to make the FF (at least right) now. Actually, Buffalo did look pretty good against Zona the other night, guess we'll find out if it was a fluke today...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:31 am

Goddamn, every year, like clockwork, it's a UK whine fest about how tough their bracket is and how unfair and why do Carolina and Duke get the easy bracket every year?, WHHHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!! Goddamn, pussies, is your bracket easy enough now?? Are you finally happy now? Or at the very least, can you finally STFU now, happy or not?? A fucking 12 seed in the next round and then most likely a 9 seed (even the 8 seed couldn't hold serve in this sorry ass region) or even (jesus fucking christ) the 16 seed in the sweet 16. Goddamn fucking cakewalk to the regional finals, but I guarantee UK fans will still find something to whine about. Fucking pussies...
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