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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:36 pm

"Posting on the phone is limited by typing on that tint keyboard and auto correct.

Tiny keyboard. See what I mean? Fucking hate that shit"

That's one of several reasons I still have a flip phone. It just seems foolish to "type" out shit on something that small, much less try to watch something on that small ass screen. Even worse, when you get adept at it, you look like you're trying to be a teenage girl while you sit there rapidly texting drivel that no one cares about or needs to read, or thumbing thru the latest kitten videos on Facebook, which is what 99% of any internet activity amounts to, irregardless of how crucial to your existence you actually believe whatever you are doing at any give time amounts to. It isn't. Live, goddamn ye. For once in your miserable life, put down the phone and live!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:40 pm

TAMU, TAMU, TAMU!!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:48 pm

Hedge is Mr. Roper.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:11 pm

Shit, I could see Carolina losing to Lipscomb. Based on their season, the Heels could lose to anyone in the tournament.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:12 pm

hedge wrote:"Posting on the phone is limited by typing on that tint keyboard and auto correct.

Tiny keyboard. See what I mean? Fucking hate that shit"

That's one of several reasons I still have a flip phone. It just seems foolish to "type" out shit on something that small, much less try to watch something on that small ass screen. Even worse, when you get adept at it, you look like you're trying to be a teenage girl while you sit there rapidly texting drivel that no one cares about or needs to read, or thumbing thru the latest kitten videos on Facebook, which is what 99% of any internet activity amounts to, irregardless of how crucial to your existence you actually believe whatever you are doing at any give time amounts to. It isn't. Live, goddamn ye. For once in your miserable life, put down the phone and live!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:13 pm

UNC aint gonna lose to Lipscomb.
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Post by aTm » Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:14 pm

Like the rest of the shitpile West region, Lipscomb is the worst 15 seed and should have been a 16.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:26 pm

aTm wrote:UNC aint gonna lose to Lipscomb.
Shut your thumb mouth, aggie

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:29 pm

Lipscomb is playing a bunch of white guys, we'll beat them for sure!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:32 pm

I'm drinking whiskey out'n a coffee cup right now...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:34 pm

Arkansas is already down 18-2. I guess the SEC isnt gonna go undefeated.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:45 pm

Marshall fixin to beat Witcheetaw. What a shocker! The Thundering Herd! Where's Mrs. Whitley???
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:01 pm

aTm wrote:Arkansas is already down 18-2. I guess the SEC isnt gonna go undefeated.
Holy fuck, Arkansas just took the lead 29-27 after being down 21-2.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:02 pm

aTm wrote:Arkansas is already down 18-2. I guess the SEC isnt gonna go undefeated.
Arkansas is now leading.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:02 pm

Looks like you spoke out of turn, boy!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:28 pm

Murray's playing now.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:42 pm

Why even put the a in there?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:56 pm

Carolina's a 22-point favorite. This is PRESSURE right here!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:02 pm

I ate to much

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:03 pm

Alabama beat Lipscomb by more points and beat VaTech.

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