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AlabamAlum wrote:Thank you. You are a true friend.
Ed Zachary, that's why Bama was reviled, if not hated. The joke that didn't get a laugh the first time. The only redeeming quality is you get to hear Avery's jabber after every game. He's like poor kid in 4th grade homeroom with Doritos crumbs around his mouth and perpetual shitbreath because his mammy hain't never bought him a tooth brush.AlabamAlum wrote:AlabamAlum wrote:Thank you. You are a true friend.
You see, VaTech was the best karate student of the Kobra Kai dojo - a mean-spirited bleach-blonde kid who upon seeing Bama's injury tried to sweep the leg. While Bama was an against-all-odds good guy with a JC Penney black belt washing Mr. Miyagi's car. No one. NO ONE saw the crane-style reversal of fortunes that Bama-son would enjoy. No one except me, that is.
Nobody knows why. They catch hell for "bisons" though...the plural of bison is bison.hedge wrote:I thought Lipscomb was in Naishville? How did they settle on bison as a mascot?
https://www.lipscomb.edu/news/filter/item/0/30465In fall 1932, the bison became a permanent part of the Lipscomb University tradition. During the 1931-32 school year, Lipscomb fielded its first-ever intercollegiate men’s basketball team. Head coach Robert Alexander had the task of selecting uniforms for the new team. Alexander took student athlete Jack Draper, team captain, with him to Burke and Company in downtown Nashville to purchase team uniforms.
Draper noticed a jacket with a buffalo, as he called it, across the back.
“After seeing a buffalo on the back of a jacket hanging in the store, Jack Draper suggested to Coach Alexander to call the team the ‘Thundering Herd,’” said Andy Lane, associate director of athletics. “But the coach liked the ‘Bisons’ as the team mascot.”
MORE. NEED MORE. And not that weak sauce. Email Crow for some colorful adjectives; then, revise and resubmit.Saint wrote:Ed Zachary, that's why Bama was reviled, if not hated. The joke that didn't get a laugh the first time. The only redeeming quality is you get to hear Avery's jabber after every game. He's like poor kid in 4th grade homeroom with Doritos crumbs around his mouth and perpetual shitbreath because his mammy hain't never bought him a tooth brush.AlabamAlum wrote:AlabamAlum wrote:Thank you. You are a true friend.
You see, VaTech was the best karate student of the Kobra Kai dojo - a mean-spirited bleach-blonde kid who upon seeing Bama's injury tried to sweep the leg. While Bama was an against-all-odds good guy with a JC Penney black belt washing Mr. Miyagi's car. No one. NO ONE saw the crane-style reversal of fortunes that Bama-son would enjoy. No one except me, that is.
Stick to football and cheerleading, Bama. You don't belong here
Same.bluetick wrote:I picked a & m...I was very comfortable with that choice.
