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Correct. That factoid is both hilarious and interesting!
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Yes, I still miss the old AA -- the one who had a sense of humor.
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I have a great sense of humor!
Here, I have a joke for you:
Last time in Knoxville, I drove by the jail that Janzen Jackson and receiver Nu'Keese Richardson went to after they were booked for for robbery!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Pretty funny, huh? Hilarious and interesting, IMO!
Here, I have a joke for you:
Last time in Knoxville, I drove by the jail that Janzen Jackson and receiver Nu'Keese Richardson went to after they were booked for for robbery!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Pretty funny, huh? Hilarious and interesting, IMO!
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Anyway, agree that the above factoid is 'hilarious' and I will concede the point on the sense of humor thing re: Prof Dumbass happening to "preach" where Ingram's dad is serving time.
For the life of me, I can't understand what is so funny about it.
For the life of me, I can't understand what is so funny about it.
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You're right, Hack. No sense of humor whatsoever.
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An intervention may be in order.
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Yeah, you got it, hilarious!BSpur wrote:Oh wait...I get it, his dad is in prison?
Any mention of someone being in prison is side-splitting FUNNY!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Janzen Jackson was in Knox County Jail charged with robbery!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!
(catches breath)
Bwahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah!
Yeah, sorry guys. You were right. That is some funny shit (hilarious and interesting, even).
Who's there?
Janzen Jackson was in Knox County Jail charged with robbery!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!
(catches breath)
Bwahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah!
Yeah, sorry guys. You were right. That is some funny shit (hilarious and interesting, even).
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Once upon a time there were four Auburn players named Antonio Goodwin, Shaun Kitchens, Dakota Mosley, and Mike McNeil. They were charged with armed robbery and booked into Lee County Jail! They were later denied 'youthful offender status' and their trial will begin in October!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Again, guys, funny, funny stuff. Sorry I doubted your refined senses of humor!)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Again, guys, funny, funny stuff. Sorry I doubted your refined senses of humor!)
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...or a telethon, maybe.
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I think there is a 12 step group for his problem...
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Wha...?
You guys fail to recognize the hilarity of this? Yeah, didn't think so. In fact, Prif Dumbass's original statement is not funny or noteworthy. So, you preach where Ingram's dad is doing time. Congrats. My original statement still rings true: So. What.
You two can backslap and cellars each other until nightfall, but it won't make it funny or a big deal.
Dismissed.
You guys fail to recognize the hilarity of this? Yeah, didn't think so. In fact, Prif Dumbass's original statement is not funny or noteworthy. So, you preach where Ingram's dad is doing time. Congrats. My original statement still rings true: So. What.
You two can backslap and cellars each other until nightfall, but it won't make it funny or a big deal.
Dismissed.
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That's not a post. It's a cry for help.
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Hey, have you heard this joke? Richard Scrushy went to prison. That prison is in Montgomery. I have been to Montgomery many times. In fact, I play golf there next week!
Bwahahahaa!
I tell you, that is hilarious if I do say so myself. With your permission, I'm taking these prison jokes and getting my own standup routine going. Maybe I can be the next Jeff Foxworthy:
"You might be in prison if you've committed a felony and lost your court case."
Bwahahahaha! This stuff just writes itself!
Bwahahahaa!
I tell you, that is hilarious if I do say so myself. With your permission, I'm taking these prison jokes and getting my own standup routine going. Maybe I can be the next Jeff Foxworthy:
"You might be in prison if you've committed a felony and lost your court case."
Bwahahahaha! This stuff just writes itself!
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Sad, really...
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Did Scrushy bet against Auburn with cigarettes and a poster of Rachel Welch?
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No!
Scrushy went to UAB. He's a bit anti-Bama and Auburn.
Scrushy bet cigarettes but he did not fully document his winnings!
Scrushy went to UAB. He's a bit anti-Bama and Auburn.
Scrushy bet cigarettes but he did not fully document his winnings!
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What else would you expect from a conScrushy bet cigarettes but he did not fully document his winnings!
My Dad is my hero still.