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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Tue Mar 06, 2018 1:57 pm

eCat wrote:nevermind he was. I read a headline wrong
You read it correctly......

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Post by crotch » Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:00 pm

Reading all this talk of getting old is depressing to say the least.. Here's my take on this... cycle weather just around the corner.

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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:03 pm

Would you ever consider a 3-wheeler?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:29 pm

here is the headline

Kevin Knox named SEC Freshman of the Year, First Team All-SEC

but then you read the fine print

Kentucky’s Kevin Knox has been named Co-Freshman of the Year in the Southeastern Conference, along with Alabama’s Collin Sexton,
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:32 pm

Rat

my memory fails me

whatever happened with you and Onion on CNNSI. Did he actually call the FBI or did he just pretend to be the FBI?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by crotch » Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:45 pm

hedge wrote:Would you ever consider a 3-wheeler?
Maybe 10 years from now... The bike I've got now is a Honda Goldwing 1800. I can convert it over to a 3 wheeler by purchasing the California side car kit. $11,000.00.

A new Goldwing 1800 3 wheeler sells for around $38,000.00. No way would I pay that much for bike... especially a Honda.. a Harley?? Possibly.

Here's my bike....... Got a V6 engine.. bike weighs just short of 1000 lbs. Must admit my legs aren't what they used to be and a few times I've had to lay it over when it tips sideways at a stop.

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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:25 pm

I sold my silverwing last week
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:27 pm

eCat wrote:Rat

my memory fails me

whatever happened with you and Onion on CNNSI. Did he actually call the FBI or did he just pretend to be the FBI?

What was the famous line from that brouhaha: "Byron, call Wanda, we're taking this offline" or some such?

That proved to be one of the straws that probably caused Sysop Judy to tender her resignation. That and the time Mecca contacted Ryall's boss.

Shit, I wonder how I got anything done at work back then, between CNNSI and the old uncbball.com and ACC Boards. I know I spent 4-5 hours fucking around on those forums some days at work.

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Post by Saint » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:28 pm

I scoff at these millennial goobers who think of themselves as trolls but were still shitting their pants when we took down the message boards of one of just a handful of major media sports sites.

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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:36 pm

my favorite time as a sports fan

and we had damned ole Tubby
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:38 pm

A&M has 10:1 odds on winning the SEC championship

I'd probably throw down $50 on that bet
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:57 pm

Did you just Thumb my basketball team, fucker?
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Post by aTm » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:04 pm

We should be good enough to win it. 9-9 in the games so far though is a massive amount of underachievement and ineptitude from the bench, IMO. At least we're actually going to make it back to the NCAA's. Next year, I predict that we will be awful.
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:18 pm

Bring Back Billy Clyde!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:29 pm

eCat wrote:Rat

my memory fails me

whatever happened with you and Onion on CNNSI. Did he actually call the FBI or did he just pretend to be the FBI?
I think he was pretending . Pretty funny though.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:47 pm

and whats the story with the iranian soccer team?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:48 pm

aTm wrote:Did you just Thumb my basketball team, fucker?
I think on a neutral court, plus its in St. Louis so there are probably going to be less UK fans and more A&M fans than normal

Of course Mizzou might be a bet to take as well, they are 9:1
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:18 pm

eCat wrote:and whats the story with the iranian soccer team?
I logged in under CMACS name (back when you could do that) and started a bunch of shit with their fans. Got them all riled up at CMAC

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:08 pm

"a few times I've had to lay it over when it tips sideways at a stop."

How do you get it back up?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:46 pm

What about the mini golfers?

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