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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:53 am

Go to he'll, moron.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:57 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Go to he'll, moron.
What the he'll?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:59 pm

Trying to avoid profanity, you stupid muffler trucker.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:46 pm

Shut the front door!
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Post by Professor Tiger » Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:07 pm

BTW, Mark Ingram's dad is a resident where I work.
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Post by Hacksaw » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:58 am

lmao
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:13 am

Professor Tiger wrote:BTW, Mark Ingram's dad is a resident where I work.


So?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:38 am

He says you still owe him money on that Iron Bowl bet.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:06 am

Even as a joke, that doesn't make sense. Mark Ingram's father bet against Alabama? Or I laid a bet against Alabama? And we bet each other somehow?

So, again, to you stating that you "preach" at the same prison that Mark's father is in, the question remains....So what?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:20 am

Hack obviously found the fact that Mark Ingram's dad lives where I work to be noteworthy and amusing. I think that was the gist of his lmao, which made it worthwhile.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:31 am

I love humor. Explain why that's funny, if that's what you were laughing at, Hack.

Mark Ingram's dad in prison is a well known fact. You could not watch a Bama game without it being mentioned numerous times. Mark even mentioned it in his Heisman speech. The fact that you "preach" where he is serving time is not particularly amusing.

In fact, it came off like a Rainman statement, apropos of nothing. And when I ask "So?" your answer is essentially that you posted it here because you hoped it would amuse a poster who is a fan of the Vols? Really?
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Post by Owlman » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:42 am

Mark Ingram's father bet against Alabama? Or I laid a bet against Alabama? And we bet each other somehow?
What? He bet cigarettes?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:44 am

I suppose. Ask Prof. This is his fantasy.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:49 am

And when I ask "So?" your answer is essentially that you posted it here because you hoped it would amuse a poster who is a fan of the Vols? Really?
Yes, AA, that is exactly why I posted it - to inform and amuse non-Bama homers. I have now also succeeded with Owlman, as well as Hack. I am shocked - SHOCKED! - that you do not find my original post noteworthy or amusing.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:59 am

1. I don't think you amused spacer. He is not a dimbulb.

2. The next time you have something knee splitting like working where X is serving time, in hopes of impressing or amusing rival fans, post it on that rival fans board. Go to your intended audience.

3. If I posted that I know the medical director of the prison where the four auburn students who did the armed robbery thing where going, would you find it funny...heck, forget funny, would it be interesting in the least?
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Owlman » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:59 am

now that reminds me.

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by GBJs » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:57 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:3. If I posted that I know the medical director of the prison where the four auburn students who did the armed robbery thing where going, would you find it funny...heck, forget funny, would it be interesting in the least?
Your kidding! You really know that guy?!!
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