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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by onion eyed gudgeon » Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:27 am

eCat wrote: The story does a great job of highlighting how late night television and twitter has killed Sportscenter
ESPN and SportsCenter killed itself with left-wing rants, Trump bashing, and mollycoddling of rank herring like Jemele Hill. :cry:

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Fri Dec 22, 2017 1:50 pm

Exactly
Let 'er Blow!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:27 pm

onion eyed gudgeon wrote:
eCat wrote: The story does a great job of highlighting how late night television and twitter has killed Sportscenter
ESPN and SportsCenter killed itself with left-wing rants, Trump bashing, and mollycoddling of rank herring like Jemele Hill. :cry:
Indeed.....

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by bluetick » Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:44 pm

onion eyed gudgeon wrote:
eCat wrote: The story does a great job of highlighting how late night television and twitter has killed Sportscenter
ESPN and SportsCenter killed itself with left-wing rants, Trump bashing, and mollycoddling of rank herring like Jemele Hill. :cry:
Whereas Nascar rants right-wing and licks Trumps nuts and has dropped so low that they're staring up at soccer and pro bowling.
"OMG, this is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I AM FUCKED!"

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 25, 2017 10:46 am

Merry Christmas, punkles...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:24 am

Merry Christmas

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:14 pm

onion eyed gudgeon wrote:
eCat wrote: The story does a great job of highlighting how late night television and twitter has killed Sportscenter
ESPN and SportsCenter killed itself with left-wing rants, Trump bashing, and mollycoddling of rank herring like Jemele Hill. :cry:
Wish you would do the same

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:48 pm

onion eyed gudgeon wrote:Wofford !!!!

bwaaaaaaahahaha etc etc.

there, i feel better.

merry christmas !!! 8-)
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 31, 2017 8:25 am

But we sure can see you.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by onion eyed gudgeon » Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:28 pm

Dear Bobby:

Sorry but, you know, we just had to put back all the "Arizona State / Bobby Hurley talk." What was the big deal, anyway, Bart? So you beat an arguably soft Kansas team? Big woop, dude. Hey, does ASU pay you enough to get your teeth straightened? Probably Dook will want that crooked nose fixed, too... as well as your certificate of completion from the Molly Bitchfuck School of Charm and Grace.

Seriously, Bart, we all know you are being groomed to replace Rat Face... but you even act like him now. How much time do you spend on the phone with him and daddy, getting your game plans fed to you?

No matter, Bart, and don't take the loss personally. We just *had* to remind you where ASU is in the food chain.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:50 am

CORKY!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:41 am

onion wasting his time talking trash about Arizona St. hoops? lort

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:22 am

so I'm watching a documentary about Mike Tyson last night, I figured I'd heard everything there was to hear about him but when its 7 fucking degrees outside I have limited options on how to spend my time.

I didn't finish it but I did get to the part where he admits during his first title fight, he had a horrible case of gonorrhea. He said he didn't even have to work out to start sweating and was in terrible pain because he was embarrassed to tell anyone so he let it go untreated while he was in training for the fight.

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Wed Jan 03, 2018 6:06 pm

nothing to clap about

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 03, 2018 7:51 pm

A+
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:30 pm

hedge must grade on a curve

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:19 am

I wish he would he would miss a curve on a high speed highway and run off a steep grade.
Let 'er Blow!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:12 pm

D-
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:44 pm

I just wish he would get hit by a bus.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:44 pm

Unc's best buddy John Higgin's lawsuit against KSR moved to Kentucky.......

http://www.lex18.com/story/37201320/jud ... suit-to-ky

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