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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:13 am

Eli Manning would be the starting QB on at least 7 teams right now.

Geno Smith? WTF
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:30 pm

The Dantard will overpay for Eli this spring after Cousins walks.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:18 pm

heh...Kiffin has been fucking with UT fans all week

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:26 pm

Kiffin is clearly a graduate of the Donald Trump School of Advanced Tweetology. He has mastered the art of giving the middle finger to people he doesn’t like in 140 characters or less.
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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:02 am

Except that Kiffin doesn't come across as someone's racist uncle ranting at the Thanksgiving table. There's a difference.
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Post by eCat » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:09 am

DooKSucks wrote:Except that Kiffin doesn't come across as someone's racist uncle ranting at the Thanksgiving table. There's a difference.
yep, Kiffin didn't beat out the best candidates both the Republican and Democratic parties had to win the presidency.
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Post by crotch » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:07 am

eCat wrote:
DooKSucks wrote:Except that Kiffin doesn't come across as someone's racist uncle ranting at the Thanksgiving table. There's a difference.
yep, Kiffin didn't beat out the best candidates both the Republican and Democratic parties had to win the presidency.

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Post by hedge » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:34 am

"yep, Kiffin didn't beat out the best candidates both the Republican and Democratic parties had to win the presidency."

Neither did Trump, but that wasn't his fault...
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Post by eCat » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:00 pm

hedge wrote:"yep, Kiffin didn't beat out the best candidates both the Republican and Democratic parties had to win the presidency."

Neither did Trump, but that wasn't his fault...

by the rules and definition of our political parties he did.
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Post by hedge » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:14 pm

No, I meant he didn't beat the best candidates...
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Post by eCat » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:23 pm

hedge wrote:No, I meant he didn't beat the best candidates...
you have to run to be a candidate

sitting on the sidelines because you're above getting in the mud doesn't serve the nation.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:28 pm

The reason Trump is president is he ran against the worst candidate in US history. ANYBODY other than a blatant lying greedy career criminal would have beaten Trump handily.
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Post by eCat » Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:51 pm

I want UT to offer Lane Kiffin a boatload of money to take the job just because they are so desperate
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:09 pm

Why not Peyton Mannng? Everybody would LOVE him. Even if it was only for a year or two, he could bring some stability and credibility back to that dumpster fire.
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Post by eCat » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:14 pm

You have to have a passion for that - its a 70 hour a week job in the offseason
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Post by hedge » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:06 pm

There's about as much chance of Manning coaching at Tennessee as there is of Michael Jordan coaching at UNC...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:26 pm

UNC is nowhere near as pathetic and desperate as UT. In fact, UNC is the opposite of UT.
You have to have a passion for that - its a 70 hour a week job in the offseason
Peyton could be a figurehead coach, with, say, 30 hours worth of responsibilities. He could bring back John Chavis as DC David Cutcliff or Randy Sanders at OC, and let them do all the work. It would be like Jake and Elwood putting the band back together.
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Post by crotch » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:32 pm

Supposedly Peyton Manning recommended Greg Schiano for the UT job. Wonder how Vol fans feel about that?
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Post by hedge » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:10 pm

How do you feel about it?
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Re: College Football

Post by crotch » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:21 pm

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