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Owlman · Post by **Owlman** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:02 pm

Show internet ape porn on big screens as they approach, they'll be like Quagmire and stop in their tracks starring. Then wipe them out like Blazing Saddles.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:07 pm

It would probably stop the human soldiers in their tracks, too.

[spoiler=]Anyway, humanity is heading for a crippling, history-changing pandemic by the end of the movie.[/spoiler]

Owlman · Post by **Owlman** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:18 pm

Nyaaa. I don't think Ape Porn would work on most human soldiers.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:49 pm

You haven't spend much time with many soldiers, I see.

AugustWest · Post by **AugustWest** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:59 pm

[youtube]h3s19jjEeHE[/youtube]

AugustWest · Post by **AugustWest** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:28 pm

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:06 pm

AugustWest wrote:[youtube]h3s19jjEeHE[/youtube]

That is the dumbest looking event I have ever seen.

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:08 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:It would probably stop the human soldiers in their tracks, too.

[spoiler=]Anyway, humanity is heading for a crippling, history-changing pandemic by the end of the movie.[/spoiler]

What does crack have to do with it?

Anyways, I thought we damn fools had gone and done it, us maniacs blew it up. Quit retconning muthafuckas!

AugustWest · Post by **AugustWest** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:15 pm

TheBigMook wrote:
AugustWest wrote:[youtube]h3s19jjEeHE[/youtube]

That is the dumbest looking event I have ever seen.

the womens x-games that I've seen have been a scream. I watched some skateboarding event the other day and none of the girls could stay on the boards for longer than 20 seconds.

Owlman · Post by **Owlman** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:21 pm

I watched some skateboarding event the other day

Not much else was on TV was it?

AugustWest · Post by **AugustWest** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:29 pm

it was great entertainment .

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:30 am

I once won a kiddie motorcycle by winning the obstacle course thru the mud at a tractor pull in the Greensboro Coliseum once. I wore my confederate flag T-shirt (it was really a handpainted Dead shirt meant to look like a CSA flag) to curry favor with the crowd, who adopted me as their own when I did a Pete Rose dive over the finish line.

I thought it was going to be a real motorcycle but when I walked over to it, it was one of those little 2-stroke deals that only went about 20 mph. I ended up selling it for $200

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:33 am

btw, Dinner With Schmucks is hilarious

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:14 am

Dr. Nostron · Post by **Dr. Nostron** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:07 am

I liked the Planet of the Apes movie. Much better than that shit w/ Marky Mark a few years back.

Ron Mexico · Post by **Ron Mexico** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:02 am

Oh really? So it was better than eating a turd sandwich and washing it down with a diarrhea milkshake? That's a sterling recommendation right there.

AugustWest · Post by **AugustWest** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:24 am

every body say "happy birthday" to Vanessa. she's 50 today. she's recovered well from her issues of a couple years ago, and even lost 40 pounds. I'm very proud of her.

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:10 pm

Happy Birthday and TITS OR STFU.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:13 pm

Happy bday.

Owlman · Post by **Owlman** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:15 pm

Happy Birthday

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