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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Hizzy III » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:09 am

She still didn't have anything on Jacklyn Smith (White Woman #3 on the all-time list) or Erin Gray.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:10 am

Yep. You're drinking.
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Sweet jesus. I would've died at age 30 if I had lived my post-collegiate years in the 70s.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:13 am

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:56 am

Can I have first dibs on Ron Mexico roulette when we all meet up again in Vegas this October?
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Post by aTm » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:26 am

Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:42 pm

Balky goes in on Tom Cruise, Eddie Murphy and Denzel Washington...

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Post by TheBigMook » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:44 pm

God bless you Tosh.0 and youtubes!

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Post by Owlman » Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:16 am

Mike counts his mom, she counts on her boyfriend.

definitely TV, my hand wouldn't be where their hands are
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Post by Bklyn » Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:21 am

Ha! that was a local Philly-area show called "Dancing On Air" that used to come on sometime after 3pm and before 5pm weekdays on Channel 17 when I was a preteen. A lot of kids became local celebrities off that show. Hilarious that it would show up on YouTube.

Gotta love the mullets, AquaNet spray and processed hair on the kids. Man, I'm glad the proliferation of videocameras did not exist back then. No telling the ridicule I would be subjected to.
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Post by TheBigMook » Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:17 am

Rich don't fuckin' dance!
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:47 pm

Saw the Planet of the Apes remake.

It was okay. The ape annimation wasn't as great as I had hoped at times.

I give it an 79 on a 100-point sale.
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Post by TheBigMook » Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:04 am

Do they explain where the 1000s of apes come from to attack the Golden Gate Bridge.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:19 am

Well, 100's and yeah.
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Post by TheBigMook » Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:29 am

Billions of people vs 100s of apes. I still like our chances. Lets make some ashtrays. Lock and load, eCat!
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:13 am

They are faster than us


They are stronger than us

And


they masterbate like us

and we gave them porn.....
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Aug 07, 2011 9:20 am

Billions of people vs 100s of apes. I still like our chances. Lets make some ashtrays. Lock and load, eCat!

No, they kind of explained that, too.

Ceasar, the lead ape, has already made some smart apes and could easily do it again (plus it's passed vertivcally to their offspring).

And humans are about to be drastically cut down in number.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Sun Aug 07, 2011 9:49 am

The lead ape is named Caesar? Did they struggle with whether to name it Alexander instead?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:31 am

The name Ceasar is consistant with the original material.
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