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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:24 am

IB in five.... four.... three.....
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Post by bluetick » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:41 am

IB and his cuck cult of limp-dick fem-haters could gain some traction if they focused on the one universal truth about our opposite gender.

Namely, women can't drive for shit.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:15 pm

SEXIST!!!
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Post by bluetick » Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:52 pm

Still at his Bedminster golf club, Donald Trump gave his first public response to a new U.S. government analysis suggesting North Korea is now able to miniaturize nuclear warheads to an extent that would allow them to be carried by missile with a truly remarkable and unhinged-sounding statement:

“North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. He has been very threatening, beyond a normal state, and as I said, they will be met with fire, fury, and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before.”


I just saw a montage of Trump using the phrase "like the world has never seen" about a dozen times. So there's hope that he just talked out his butt with this new fave go-to phrase of his and didn't really threaten an all-out nuclear war.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Aug 09, 2017 7:58 am

What do you guys want Trump to do about North Korea?

If you say nothing, I sorta get that. The Iraq War taught me the perils of preemptive wars and their extremely unpredictable consequences. But there is a downside to doing nothing. What will you say when the obese teenager takes the next logical step, and says, "America, get all your troops out of South Korea or I will vaporize Los Angeles"?

Whatever Trump does, one thing is sure: there will be negative consequences. And even if he does exactly what you want him to do now, and the very predictable negative consequences happen, you will just hate Trump even more (if that is humanly possible) and say, "See! I told you so!" and demand his impeachment.
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PS, we are on the same trajectory with Iran. That situation is even worse since their nuke missile program was formally blessed by a delusional US president. So whatever negative consequences result from whatever we do with NK, prepare to multiply it by 2.
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Post by hedge » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:18 am

"What do you guys want Trump to do about North Korea?"

What would you do?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:20 am

I'll answer that question after you answer it.

I'm guessing it will be along the lines of "Do nothing. The Norks are no threat to us, even with nuked ICBM's aimed at us. If we would just negotiate with them, they will give up their nukes. Kim is a very nice person deep down.

If the the Norks try to blackmail us, or South Korea or Japan, then give them whatever they want. The reason we are in this situation is it's all Trump's fault, and part of his collusion with the Russians. Impeach Trump now.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:24 am

Nuke those fuckers.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:29 am

BTW, today is the anniversary of the US bombing of Nagasaki.
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Post by bluetick » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:55 am

Professor Tiger wrote:What do you guys want Trump to do about North Korea?
Absolutely nothing that's hatched in his game-show-host brain. He is NOT smarter than the generals - he is dumber. Much, much dumber. This sorta thing is not his bag, man. As unstable as Trump is, and left to his own devices, he could be the catalyst for the kind of change that makes everybody miserable.

Let me remind you again - you yourself have described the guy as 'bat shit crazy'.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:58 am

Okay, now that you liturgically virtue-signaled your hatred for Trump, I ask again: what do you want Trump to do about NK?
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Post by crashcourse » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:05 am

you almost have to wait for kim to launch something

then you answer back 10 fold

trump will not hit first

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Aug 09, 2017 2:49 pm

Trump is a moron.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Aug 09, 2017 3:45 pm

crashcourse wrote:you almost have to wait for kim to launch something

then you answer back 10 fold

trump will not hit first
Yes, doing nothing is an option, with its pro's and con's.

But what would you do as POTUS if Kim doesn't launch anything, but says:

America, remove all your troops from South Korea, and keep your aircraft carriers 1,000 miles away from North Korea, or I'll nuke LA.
South Korea, order all US troops out of from South Korea, or I'll nuke Seoul.
Japan, order all US forces out of Okinawa and Yokosuka, or I'll nuke Tokyo.
Australia, withdraw from ANZUS and stop all cooperation with the US, or I'll nuke Sydney.

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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 09, 2017 5:25 pm

evacuate Seoul

then watch the chubby little cartoon character go into hiding.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:12 pm

That was on my list too.

Here's another one: drop a dummy B61-12 warhead into the parking lot of every facility where the Fat Boy may be at any given time.

One more: get the NSA to place on every computer in North Korea (all 12 of them) a continuous-loop video of the hanging of Saddam Hussein in a prison, with a crawler in Korean,"Fat Boy, you are next."
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:27 pm

Just nuke them and move on.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:32 pm

Hold that thought.

Also on the list: evacuate all US military dependents from South Korea and Japan.
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Post by bluetick » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:47 pm

https://amp.businessinsider.com/what-si ... ike-2017-8

All the other industrialized countries have single-payer and people like it. Apparently they don't know any better.
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