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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Wed Aug 03, 2011 6:04 pm

bill walsh. sorry, I screwed up.
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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Wed Aug 03, 2011 6:13 pm

this guy skewers everybody. but mostly butch.

http://www.the-a-line.com/2011/08/butched/
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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Aug 03, 2011 6:50 pm

Stick with John Walsh. It fits your theme: A guy who spends his time helping put criminals behind bars.
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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

Post by Owlman » Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:25 pm

RIP Bubba Smith
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Re: College Football

Post by Owlman » Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:26 pm

My Dad is my hero still.

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Post by hedge » Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:32 pm

"Butch’s untimely departure seemed unusual, coming a week before the start of August practice. But, it happened at the very first meeting of Carolina’s BOT after BOTBob Winston, the guy who orchestrated the hiring of Butch, rotated off the BOT. This was no coincidence."

Bob was in school with my brother. He's a good guy, comes from a long Carolina fambly and certainly had something to do with Butch remaining as coach (until now). He was your basic college partier guy, nothing excessive, just normal college behavior, very much unlike Mr. goody-two-shoes, study all the time pussy faggot Holden Thorpe. That little nerdy faggot needs his skull stomped into the gutter on Franklin Street. The pussy brigade is now in charge of UNC. I'm embarrassed. I always hated those people and now I hate them even more, and Holden Thorpe is their perfect representative. I hope he dies...

"Among other things, that likely means a bit more attention will be paid to academics among Carolina football players. That means that recruits like Austin, Little and McAdoo will no longer be attending. All schools that achieve success in football, including the one in Blacksburg, depend on academic ‘exceptions’ to keep the bowl games coming and the stadiums full, including the Butch Mahal opening in a few weeks at Kenan. For the foreseeable future, large quantities of those players won’t be attending Carolina. It will take a toll. It will take a few years to determine how badly Butch has butched-up Carolina football, but there will be damage."

Why is any of that on Butch? Butch isn't the one who had any problem bringing in sub-normal retards who likely were incapable of graduating from high school without massive help, much less being admitted to any institution of higher learning (I'm talking D-III here). That's just the fucking reality of college athletics, esp. football. If you're not going to play that way, then don't make ANY academic exceptions for ANY players and field a team full of Holden Thorpe faggots. I'm sure he'd love that and that's basically where we're heading thanks to him. Seriously, don't act like it's "OK" to accept semi-retarded mongoloids into your university and then act like some kind of "integrity" has been breached when they need special help to get thru the academic side of things. That's not why they were accepted and it's pure hypocrisy to act like they're some kind of scholars. I'm not saying the Chancellor can openly promote cheating and fraud (duh), but he had done a fine job of wringing his hands all this past year and promising to do better, blahblahblah. That's all he needed to do, but no, he had to pull out his 2 inch dick and wave it around. This shit wouldn't even be addressed at an SEC school, it's just understood that that's the way it is. Play fucking ball...
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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:42 pm

That's not why they were accepted and it's pure hypocrisy to act like they're some kind of scholars.

I'm glad that you agree that giving over half of your "mongoloids" degrees is hypocrisy. that's the way the rest of us see it too.
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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:08 pm

speaking of john walsh here is the thug arrested for stealing the 31 records from unc's honor court...















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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:42 pm

God speed, Bubba. God speed...
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Re: College Football

Post by Ron Mexico » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:13 pm

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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:15 pm

I might watch Police Academy in his honor...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:43 pm

Once again, Rat has the scoop.

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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:37 am

Sampling of over/under for college football wins.

What bet would you make?

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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:05 am

Isn't this like the 5th year in a row the talking heads are saying houston takes the division?

meanwhile the colts just keep on winning it.

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Re: College Football

Post by Ron Mexico » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:05 am

I think I'd take Boise, USC, and probably Auburn to go over and team Chapel Hill turmoil, Oklahoma, and Miss. State to go under.

Incidentally, JimCrow Fisher should be fired if FSU can't go over 9.5 with their slate.

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Re: College Football

Post by Dr. Nostron » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:19 am

hateful

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Re: College Football

Post by Dr. Nostron » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:21 am

Seeing Avon reminds me - I loaned the Wire to my brother and he is on season 2 now - I walked in the other day for the courtroom scene where Omar is testifying against Bird and smacks Levy around.

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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:34 am

Preseason Coaches Poll

Rk Team 2010 Points 2010 Rk
1. Oklahoma (42) 12-2 1,454 6
2. Alabama (13) 10-3 1,414 11
3. Oregon (2) 12-1 1,309 3
4. LSU (2) 11-2 1,296 8t
5. Florida State 10-4 1,116 16
6. Stanford 12-1 1,101 4
7. Boise State 12-1 1,065 7
8. Oklahoma St 11-2 933 10
9. Texas A&M 9-4 885 21
10. Wisconsin 11-2 829 8t
11. Nebraska 10-4 814 19
12. South Carolina 9-5 779 22
13. Virginia Tech 11-3 767 15
14. Arkansas 10-3 750 12
15. TCU 13-0 687 2
16. Ohio State 12-1 631 5
17. Michigan State 11-2 536 14
18. Notre Dame 8-5 440 NR
19. Auburn 14-0 329 1
20. Mississippi State 9-4 301 17
21. Missouri 10-3 266 18
22. Georgia 6-7 260 NR
23. Florida 8-5 240 NR
24. Texas 5-7 162 NR
25. Penn State 7-6 161 NR
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