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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:11 am

MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:22 am

I've been to Tilted Kilt once.

The food is better than Hooters.

I've been to Hooters twice.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:56 am

DS would request her...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Apr 27, 2017 10:04 am

The thing is , she knew she'd be turned down.

She knew afterwards she'd work this on social media

and then she hoped it would get picked up and a story run on it

resulting in some favorable ending for her TBD.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Apr 27, 2017 10:10 am

What's TBD?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Apr 27, 2017 10:11 am

to be determined

office lingo
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Thu Apr 27, 2017 10:14 am

Hard to imagine many favorable endings for that gal. The best she can hope for is DS...
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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 27, 2017 10:31 am

I think people are tired of this faux outrage nowadays so I don't think there will be a big payday for her

but the publicity generated by it is going to result in something for her - I would think at a minimum , a job offer at a competing establishment.

I wouldn't be surprised if she was never interested in a waitress job to begin with.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Thu Apr 27, 2017 1:36 pm

Not quite sure what flight staff can do about this while in the air.

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2017/04/26/ ... e-assault/

"In the Sentencing Memorandum filed with the court Finkley is alleged to have told FBI agents, in part, “that he likes to sit with his hands in his pants and massage his penis, and called this “his happy place.”” He went on to state that “he did not mean for the flight attendants to see his penis but that it is possible that they did.”

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:10 pm

Bill Clinton flies Delta under the alias Finkley?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:57 pm

Lie

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Sat Apr 29, 2017 9:33 pm

She does have a point though. There are enough chubby chasers out there that she could have been given a chance to attract some of them into the restaurant. On the other hand, the chain would have had to determine that the ones she run of't wouldn't have outnumbered the DS's who could come in slavering to be served by a big ol' gal.

Her bigger problem is that she's ugly in the face.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu May 11, 2017 2:53 pm

I was looking for a video and I found this

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu May 11, 2017 4:57 pm

Yip skiddly doo!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu May 11, 2017 4:59 pm

I wonder if they ran over him?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu May 11, 2017 5:00 pm

That guy looks kinda like Tim Dunn...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Thu May 11, 2017 5:46 pm

It looks like the can hit his hands, first, then his face. He must have been really schloshed to lose consciousness from that.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu May 11, 2017 9:35 pm

hedge wrote:Yip skiddly doo!
I don't know about you but I want to hang out with people that say shit like that

I don't see how they couldn't have run over him
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Wed May 24, 2017 3:45 pm

STFU
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