Uncle Bud
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Re: Uncle Bud
"I would have never imagined that 10 years ago (not me drinking cheap wine, but me having it almost daily)."
I'm thinking most people who know you would've guessed both...
I'm thinking most people who know you would've guessed both...
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Re: Uncle Bud
I didn't word that every meal sentence well
every dinner
every dinner
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I drink wine every night too. And I love me some Alfredo.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Vodka is more efficient than wine.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Yeah, I've made a habit of training myself to mix vodka's into mixed drinks and tell which vodka was used. I would say I get it right at least 98% of the time.
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Your liver dies quickerProfessor Tiger wrote:Vodka is more efficient than wine.
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Re: Uncle Bud
so whats your \favorite vodka aTm that's less then 50 bucks for a big bottle--1.75L
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There is a wide discrepancy b/w different vodkas. Even a novice can note different taste profiles b/w two different bottles of the same brand, and sometimes even two different drinks made from the same bottle. Just a very complex spirit...
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Re: Uncle Bud
It's often down to personal taste, I recommend buying at least 3 or 4 different brand and mixing each of the 4 in your favorite cocktail or mixed drink to see which you like best. I normally buy Tito's. That Texas distilled flavor really comes through
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How do they make vodka out of roadkill armadillos?
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Re: Uncle Bud
Jungle Rat wrote:I drink wine every night too. And I love me some Alfred.
FYP, faggoth
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Re: Uncle Bud
eCat celebrates his emergence from the days of spaghetti and toast.
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I walk the plane between both worldsSaint wrote:eCat celebrates his emergence from the days of spaghetti and toast.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Hedge wishes you would walk the plank.
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"I walk the plane between both worlds"
I'd not go behind scripture but it may be that there has been sinners so notorious evil that the fires coughed em up again and I could well see in the long ago how it was little devils with their pitchforks had traversed that fiery vomit for to salvage back those souls that had by misadventure been spewed up from their damnation onto the outer shelves of the world. Aye. It's a notion, no more. But someplace in the scheme of things this world must touch the other. And somethin put them little hooflet markings in the lava flow for I seen them there myself...
I'd not go behind scripture but it may be that there has been sinners so notorious evil that the fires coughed em up again and I could well see in the long ago how it was little devils with their pitchforks had traversed that fiery vomit for to salvage back those souls that had by misadventure been spewed up from their damnation onto the outer shelves of the world. Aye. It's a notion, no more. But someplace in the scheme of things this world must touch the other. And somethin put them little hooflet markings in the lava flow for I seen them there myself...
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Re: Uncle Bud
I was kinda proud of that one myself
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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You're a forlorn hobo of the interplane, toting your humble meal of spaghetti alfredo toast in a neckerchief affixed to a stick balanced on your shoulder, whistling a lonely tune thru wine-whetted lips...
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Wow. That was so eloquent it was almost up to "Was it a dream?" standards.
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Re: Uncle Bud
deep thoughts by Jack "hedge" Handey