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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:22 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Roy sucks. Idiot
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was a terrible game to watch

both teams in the double bonus with 8 or 9 minutes still left

no flow. the bearded sheep herder must have missed 8 shots directly underneath--

the one time the zebras needed to make a call in the tournament and they swallow their whistle on barry's 4 steps/charge leading to the meeks putback

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:28 am

I thought the accolades would've been pouring in this morning. Not for UNC winning the NC, but for me winning the Goat Pen pool. Jealous!
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Post by goldenbear » Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:05 pm

I got second in the pool got me by a point,

the game was awful the officials took over the game in the early second after NC was about to dominate the 2 minutes stretch from 20 to 18 UNC actually looked good that is all it took.

The Pinson cal was the worse call of hte game because two refs had it UNC ball then the third guy trail official came in and said it was blocked

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:17 pm

So bow down to the bowwow cause bowwow yippee yo, you can't steal my flow...
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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:19 pm

"I got second in the pool got me by a point"

CIncinnati was your downfall...
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Post by crotch » Wed Apr 05, 2017 12:00 am

Are the Maui brackets out yet???

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Post by crotch » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:43 pm

Briscoe declares for the NBA draft and Humphrey's strongly considering it. What a joke. Neither of these kids are NBA material but now doubt Calipari is pushing them out of the program to add to his 'trophy' case. Enough of this OAD and TAD crap. Roy and unc won the title by keeping their talent in school (and a ton of help from the refs). Calipari will NEVER win another title with his scheme and honestly don't think he cares just as long as he can get the #1 recruiting class every year and then push them out the next year to the pros. Enough of Calipari.

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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:44 pm

you were happy with Briscoe as a player here?

He hated school, wanted out last year and if he returned he wouldn't be better than our PG, our SG or our SF.

What was Briscoe going to do, sit on the bench and watch freshmen take his minutes while he had NBA aspirations?
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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 06, 2017 4:42 pm

Kennard announces with an agent.

Coach K just had a serious back spasm
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Post by Saint » Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:43 pm

He's got 2 top 10 guys already and in the mix for 3 or 4 more so I doubt he's sweating Kennard leaving. I think what really is making K sweat right now is the possibility that Grayson Allen might come back.

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Post by Saint » Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:44 pm

And Kennard might as well leave. He's really never going to get any better.

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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:18 pm

Saint wrote:He's got 2 top 10 guys already and in the mix for 3 or 4 more so I doubt he's sweating Kennard leaving. I think what really is making K sweat right now is the possibility that Grayson Allen might come back.

I can't imagine Allen not coming back

I bet UNC gets Knox.
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Post by crotch » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:18 am

Just like Hedge, 'white guys' are waaaaaay too slow......

http://kentuckysportsradio.com/basketba ... -kentucky/

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Post by Saint » Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:12 am

Allen's draft stock is half of what it was at the beginning of the season. That being said, there's some dupe GM in the NBA that will take him.

UNC getting Knox would be big bc he'd be the top 5-10 overall recruit since Barnes to go to UNC. We'll see. He's supposed to announce soon. It won't matter though because he's not going to be enough to make UNC even an ACC contender if Berry and Bradley leave, too.

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Post by eCat » Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:14 am

crotch wrote:Just like Hedge, 'white guys' are waaaaaay too slow......

http://kentuckysportsradio.com/basketba ... -kentucky/
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Post by hedge » Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:16 am

I hope Bradley comes back. He's the next Tim Duncan...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:16 pm

so balls dad says they lost do to the three white guys

not that it might not be true but if I was alford recruiting might get a lot harder in the future knowing balls dad will be around for the next 4-5 years

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Post by Saint » Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:13 pm

People will be cheering for the Balls to fail

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:45 pm

Guess what? National Fucking Champions

Pulling for Carolina through the first half of my life may be similar to Crotch's early years and UK fandom. I've seen my team win four national titles (along with another appearance in the national championship game and six other Final Four/semi-finals appearances), but unlike Crotch, my team won in an era when the game has widespread popularity, parity and integration. Plus, my team has competed in a conference where schools actually care about the sport and field competitive teams instead of having a bunch of scrubs coached by an assistant football coach who was looking to make an extra buck in the off-season. So, in retrospect, there isn't a lot of similarity. Carolina did more against far better competition.

So, you do you, Kentucky. UNC will keep focusing on being the greatest program in modern college basketball.

You can talk shit about the AFAM "controversy," but the NCAA allows athlete only classes with joke subject matter at schools all across the nation (including NC State). Carolina is going to beat this because they didn't break the rules.

Crow, I know you read, and I hope you enjoyed it, you mewling cunt pussy.

Also, how did it feel to see a fucking walk on crush the dreams of Cal's beloved and ballyhooed OAD's? Yeah, suck on that.
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