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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:24 pm

See that sign on the register? CAAAAIIISSHHH only! That's true country, although I bet they'd trade for some hog jowls...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:50 pm

In the WH bathroom, there is a sign forbidding employees from washing their hands before returning to work.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Cletus » Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:58 pm

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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:40 pm

It's bigger if you use image 2...
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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:41 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:42 pm

That's image 2
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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:42 pm

BRM is going to see that and think he's on the porn thread...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:38 pm

His bowels will instantly release upon the sight of that cheesy biscuits

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Mar 31, 2017 4:39 pm

Right on cue:

Speaking of Waffle House charm, a video of two female Waffle House employees duking it out in front of customers made the NY Post. I'm proud to say this happened in Auburn, Alabama. Note the flash of a whale tail...

http://nypost.com/2017/03/23/waffle-hou ... customers/

Speaking of "releasing bowels," and not to be outdone, a Bama fan gets arrested and poops out a gun in jail.

http://nypost.com/2017/03/28/gun-falls- ... ng-arrest/

Completing the trifecta, Gov. Bentley might resign or be impeached soon. The deacon in his Baptist church, who ran on family values, got caught boinking an aide, denied it, and then the audiotapes surfaced, which included some rather embarrassing dialog in the heat of passion...

http://wkrg.com/2017/03/21/report-gover ... signation/

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:12 pm

Prof,

Other than the uninteresting WH link, what have you posted that is relevant here? Why would you post that shit in Uncle Bud? Can you please keep your idiotic blatherings on The Something Forum? Or better yet, another website completely?

Fucking moron.
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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:44 pm

"Payne said he and his wife had just sat down and ordered their food just before the fight began. There were about 10 to 12 customers there at the time, Payne said. “We could sense the tension in the air when we walked in,” he said."

Well, let's face it, that last part is true anytime you walk into a Waffle Haus...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:38 pm

You all call it a fight, us patrons call it dinner theatre...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:17 pm

AA, I thought you said you never read my posts, but you obviously just did. Again. Why do you lie, AA? Also, you might want to check the Bama thread, and not read my post there too.

After all these years, you - the guy who could have gone to Harvard - haven't figured this out, but I'll try to explain it to you yet again: I'll continue to post what I want, where I want. And some of my posts will be disrespectful of the Bama trailer trash fan base. And you'll just have to figure out a way to deal with it. Including your most recent tactic: pout, take your ball and go someplace else. Please feel free to keep doing that.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:13 pm

hedge wrote:Image
She looks like Jane Krakowski after 20 years and a pack o' Parliaments per day habit.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:27 pm

Prof,

I go elsewhere because you're a dullard. You have such a little brother complex you spend far more time posting to and about your superiors than you do anything related to your miserable life. You're not clever, smart, funny, educated, or insightful. But post what you want, and as the mood strikes me, I will call you on it, you child-raping, mullet-headed fucktard.

My sincere hope is that you draw yourself a warm bath, get a razor, find your radial artery, and slice up - from your wrist to your arm pit - cut deep, you cockgobbling mongoloid, DEEP; and as the last of your consciousness drains from you and as the world around you goes cold and dark, I hope you realize that you will not be missed. By anyone. Including that hirsute, gap-toothed man you call your wife.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:37 pm

AA, I'm still here. Your fantasies about my demise in a bath are hereby dashed.

And the University of Alabama fan base still consists of inbred loud mouth grade school dropouts who constantly create more inbreds in trailer parks flying their "A" flags outside while they do so.

And tomorrow, it will still still be the same. And the next. And the next. And the next. Repeat, ad infinitum. Get used to it, Nancy. I'm not going anywhere. And neither are your meth-head, Saban-worshiping co-religionists.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Apr 02, 2017 3:47 am

Bob Evans. The rest of you need to shut the fuck up.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:43 am

What about Denny's? IHOP?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:45 am

Both pale imitations of Cracker Barrel.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:17 am

Dennys? Seriously? They hate the negros. Not surprised you like them though. Racist.

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