Uncle Bud
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Re: Uncle Bud
See that sign on the register? CAAAAIIISSHHH only! That's true country, although I bet they'd trade for some hog jowls...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
In the WH bathroom, there is a sign forbidding employees from washing their hands before returning to work.
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It's bigger if you use image 2...
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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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BRM is going to see that and think he's on the porn thread...
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Re: Uncle Bud
His bowels will instantly release upon the sight of that cheesy biscuits
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Right on cue:
Speaking of Waffle House charm, a video of two female Waffle House employees duking it out in front of customers made the NY Post. I'm proud to say this happened in Auburn, Alabama. Note the flash of a whale tail...
http://nypost.com/2017/03/23/waffle-hou ... customers/
Speaking of "releasing bowels," and not to be outdone, a Bama fan gets arrested and poops out a gun in jail.
http://nypost.com/2017/03/28/gun-falls- ... ng-arrest/
Completing the trifecta, Gov. Bentley might resign or be impeached soon. The deacon in his Baptist church, who ran on family values, got caught boinking an aide, denied it, and then the audiotapes surfaced, which included some rather embarrassing dialog in the heat of passion...
http://wkrg.com/2017/03/21/report-gover ... signation/
I love the state of Alabama.
Speaking of Waffle House charm, a video of two female Waffle House employees duking it out in front of customers made the NY Post. I'm proud to say this happened in Auburn, Alabama. Note the flash of a whale tail...
http://nypost.com/2017/03/23/waffle-hou ... customers/
Speaking of "releasing bowels," and not to be outdone, a Bama fan gets arrested and poops out a gun in jail.
http://nypost.com/2017/03/28/gun-falls- ... ng-arrest/
Completing the trifecta, Gov. Bentley might resign or be impeached soon. The deacon in his Baptist church, who ran on family values, got caught boinking an aide, denied it, and then the audiotapes surfaced, which included some rather embarrassing dialog in the heat of passion...
http://wkrg.com/2017/03/21/report-gover ... signation/
I love the state of Alabama.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Prof,
Other than the uninteresting WH link, what have you posted that is relevant here? Why would you post that shit in Uncle Bud? Can you please keep your idiotic blatherings on The Something Forum? Or better yet, another website completely?
Fucking moron.
Other than the uninteresting WH link, what have you posted that is relevant here? Why would you post that shit in Uncle Bud? Can you please keep your idiotic blatherings on The Something Forum? Or better yet, another website completely?
Fucking moron.
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"Payne said he and his wife had just sat down and ordered their food just before the fight began. There were about 10 to 12 customers there at the time, Payne said. “We could sense the tension in the air when we walked in,” he said."
Well, let's face it, that last part is true anytime you walk into a Waffle Haus...
Well, let's face it, that last part is true anytime you walk into a Waffle Haus...
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You all call it a fight, us patrons call it dinner theatre...
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AA, I thought you said you never read my posts, but you obviously just did. Again. Why do you lie, AA? Also, you might want to check the Bama thread, and not read my post there too.
After all these years, you - the guy who could have gone to Harvard - haven't figured this out, but I'll try to explain it to you yet again: I'll continue to post what I want, where I want. And some of my posts will be disrespectful of the Bama trailer trash fan base. And you'll just have to figure out a way to deal with it. Including your most recent tactic: pout, take your ball and go someplace else. Please feel free to keep doing that.
If you can't hang with the big dogs, stay off the porch you little thin skinned chihuahua.
After all these years, you - the guy who could have gone to Harvard - haven't figured this out, but I'll try to explain it to you yet again: I'll continue to post what I want, where I want. And some of my posts will be disrespectful of the Bama trailer trash fan base. And you'll just have to figure out a way to deal with it. Including your most recent tactic: pout, take your ball and go someplace else. Please feel free to keep doing that.
If you can't hang with the big dogs, stay off the porch you little thin skinned chihuahua.
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She looks like Jane Krakowski after 20 years and a pack o' Parliaments per day habit.hedge wrote:
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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Prof,
I go elsewhere because you're a dullard. You have such a little brother complex you spend far more time posting to and about your superiors than you do anything related to your miserable life. You're not clever, smart, funny, educated, or insightful. But post what you want, and as the mood strikes me, I will call you on it, you child-raping, mullet-headed fucktard.
My sincere hope is that you draw yourself a warm bath, get a razor, find your radial artery, and slice up - from your wrist to your arm pit - cut deep, you cockgobbling mongoloid, DEEP; and as the last of your consciousness drains from you and as the world around you goes cold and dark, I hope you realize that you will not be missed. By anyone. Including that hirsute, gap-toothed man you call your wife.
I go elsewhere because you're a dullard. You have such a little brother complex you spend far more time posting to and about your superiors than you do anything related to your miserable life. You're not clever, smart, funny, educated, or insightful. But post what you want, and as the mood strikes me, I will call you on it, you child-raping, mullet-headed fucktard.
My sincere hope is that you draw yourself a warm bath, get a razor, find your radial artery, and slice up - from your wrist to your arm pit - cut deep, you cockgobbling mongoloid, DEEP; and as the last of your consciousness drains from you and as the world around you goes cold and dark, I hope you realize that you will not be missed. By anyone. Including that hirsute, gap-toothed man you call your wife.
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AA, I'm still here. Your fantasies about my demise in a bath are hereby dashed.
And the University of Alabama fan base still consists of inbred loud mouth grade school dropouts who constantly create more inbreds in trailer parks flying their "A" flags outside while they do so.
And tomorrow, it will still still be the same. And the next. And the next. And the next. Repeat, ad infinitum. Get used to it, Nancy. I'm not going anywhere. And neither are your meth-head, Saban-worshiping co-religionists.
And the University of Alabama fan base still consists of inbred loud mouth grade school dropouts who constantly create more inbreds in trailer parks flying their "A" flags outside while they do so.
And tomorrow, it will still still be the same. And the next. And the next. And the next. Repeat, ad infinitum. Get used to it, Nancy. I'm not going anywhere. And neither are your meth-head, Saban-worshiping co-religionists.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Bob Evans. The rest of you need to shut the fuck up.
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Re: Uncle Bud
What about Denny's? IHOP?
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Both pale imitations of Cracker Barrel.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Dennys? Seriously? They hate the negros. Not surprised you like them though. Racist.