North Carolina Tar Heels
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels
Fuck you Hedge
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Over a damn old dog. We put this yippee mother fuck er outside on a lead and we came back to a note saying she didn't appreciate us mistreating her dog.
My wife to exception to the note and they had about 3 years up pent up bitchiness that just came out. .
Sister number 3 sided with my wife because she hates the dog. There is more to it than that..money..inheritance...not helping the 72 year old mother...the list of grievances is long.
I am good with it because I was planning on spending about $250 on her going out with us on meals and the casino this week. So stay mad bitch
My wife to exception to the note and they had about 3 years up pent up bitchiness that just came out. .
Sister number 3 sided with my wife because she hates the dog. There is more to it than that..money..inheritance...not helping the 72 year old mother...the list of grievances is long.
I am good with it because I was planning on spending about $250 on her going out with us on meals and the casino this week. So stay mad bitch
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Which casino? Take me!
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The golden nugget
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I prefer the Beau Rivage, but since you're paying....
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That's definitely the nicest one.
To add to the fun around here my 13 year old niece is experiencing cramps for the first time and is caterwauling during dinner.
Worst vacation ever
To add to the fun around here my 13 year old niece is experiencing cramps for the first time and is caterwauling during dinner.
Worst vacation ever
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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When we went to the weed dispensary in Colorado, they had THC vaginal suppositories for that. The gal on duty said they worked. Of course, heroin works better...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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eCat wrote: Worst vacation ever
Damn, that's saying a lot from the King of Bad Vacations
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ok, so its not spoiled shrimp on a cruise ship bad......yet
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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spoiled shrimp? Don't blame the shrimp. You ordered a shrimp omelet.
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So, the New Orleans visit didn't include the swingers? That's all I've been waiting for.eCat wrote:
Worst vacation ever
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Bklyn wrote:So, the New Orleans visit didn't include the swingers? That's all I've been waiting for.eCat wrote:
Worst vacation ever
wednesday night,...
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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We should start a pool on how it's going to end. I put $10 on nutsack in the zipper.
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I cannot wait to read the after action report tomorrow morning.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Spill the beans!
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sorry for the let down
1. she was on her period
2. unbeknownst to me, she has been applying for jobs in the southern ohio/indiana/northern Kentucky area
3. she asked me to help her with her resume most of the night
4. she has every intention of moving close to us so we can all spend more time together. I have mixed emotions about this.
it was not the night I was envisioning. And I bought a bottle of high dollar Jamaican rum to lubricate the evening too.
1. she was on her period
2. unbeknownst to me, she has been applying for jobs in the southern ohio/indiana/northern Kentucky area
3. she asked me to help her with her resume most of the night
4. she has every intention of moving close to us so we can all spend more time together. I have mixed emotions about this.
it was not the night I was envisioning. And I bought a bottle of high dollar Jamaican rum to lubricate the evening too.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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So, you went to NOLA and cobbled together a resume or am I reading that wrong?
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no, I was in NOLA earlier this week. I am in Mobile nowAlabamAlum wrote:So, you went to NOLA and cobbled together a resume or am I reading that wrong?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Ahh.
Although, Mobile has Callaghan's - one of the best redneck Irish bars in the World. Great burgers and bar food. Just hate that Southern LIving did a piece in them. Now, every yuppie in a 6-state area will be beating a path...
Although, Mobile has Callaghan's - one of the best redneck Irish bars in the World. Great burgers and bar food. Just hate that Southern LIving did a piece in them. Now, every yuppie in a 6-state area will be beating a path...
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Total letdown