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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 27, 2017 4:51 pm

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Post by eCat » Mon Mar 27, 2017 5:20 pm

Over a damn old dog. We put this yippee mother fuck er outside on a lead and we came back to a note saying she didn't appreciate us mistreating her dog.

My wife to exception to the note and they had about 3 years up pent up bitchiness that just came out. .

Sister number 3 sided with my wife because she hates the dog. There is more to it than that..money..inheritance...not helping the 72 year old mother...the list of grievances is long.

I am good with it because I was planning on spending about $250 on her going out with us on meals and the casino this week. So stay mad bitch
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Mar 27, 2017 5:31 pm

Which casino? Take me!
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

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The golden nugget
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Mar 27, 2017 5:36 pm

I prefer the Beau Rivage, but since you're paying....
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 27, 2017 7:47 pm

That's definitely the nicest one.

To add to the fun around here my 13 year old niece is experiencing cramps for the first time and is caterwauling during dinner.


Worst vacation ever
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Mon Mar 27, 2017 8:01 pm

When we went to the weed dispensary in Colorado, they had THC vaginal suppositories for that. The gal on duty said they worked. Of course, heroin works better...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Post by Saint » Mon Mar 27, 2017 9:39 pm

eCat wrote: Worst vacation ever

Damn, that's saying a lot from the King of Bad Vacations
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Post by eCat » Mon Mar 27, 2017 9:55 pm

ok, so its not spoiled shrimp on a cruise ship bad......yet
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Saint » Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:50 pm

spoiled shrimp? Don't blame the shrimp. You ordered a shrimp omelet.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:32 am

eCat wrote:
Worst vacation ever
So, the New Orleans visit didn't include the swingers? That's all I've been waiting for.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:23 am

Bklyn wrote:
eCat wrote:
Worst vacation ever
So, the New Orleans visit didn't include the swingers? That's all I've been waiting for.

wednesday night,...
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Saint » Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:26 am

We should start a pool on how it's going to end. I put $10 on nutsack in the zipper.
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:50 am

I cannot wait to read the after action report tomorrow morning.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:19 am

Spill the beans!
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:13 pm

sorry for the let down

1. she was on her period
2. unbeknownst to me, she has been applying for jobs in the southern ohio/indiana/northern Kentucky area
3. she asked me to help her with her resume most of the night
4. she has every intention of moving close to us so we can all spend more time together. I have mixed emotions about this.

it was not the night I was envisioning. And I bought a bottle of high dollar Jamaican rum to lubricate the evening too.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:22 pm

So, you went to NOLA and cobbled together a resume or am I reading that wrong?
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:42 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:So, you went to NOLA and cobbled together a resume or am I reading that wrong?
no, I was in NOLA earlier this week. I am in Mobile now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:53 pm

Ahh.


Although, Mobile has Callaghan's - one of the best redneck Irish bars in the World. Great burgers and bar food. Just hate that Southern LIving did a piece in them. Now, every yuppie in a 6-state area will be beating a path...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:45 am

Total letdown
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