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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Sat Mar 25, 2017 4:57 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Don't front. You'll hit the buffet, regardless.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:03 pm

Saint wrote:So what's up with that Fox kid's face? He looks like an alien.
He looks like a young Miles Davis, to me.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:23 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:
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AlabamAlum wrote:Where you staying?

The Marriott on Canal for 1 night, then I'll be in Mobile the rest of the week.
I know it well. Here's some free fun. Go to the lobby after 10pm and watch the drunks try to figure out the elevator. It's an efficient "smart" elevator and its operation escapes drunks.
The sheraton has that too. Your key card has your floor built into and a computer chooses the elevator for you.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:33 pm

With the Marriott, you punch in your floor number and it will tell you "elevator h" or whatever. Great fun.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:54 pm

I was there for a conference. Its a nightmare when 400 people leave a ballroom and want to go to their hotel room
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:54 pm

I was there for a conference. Its a nightmare when 400 people leave a ballroom and want to go to their hotel room. We stopped trying after the second day and just went to the bar
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:03 pm

That is the smart play.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:10 pm

Oregon is introducing themselves to Kansas in the second half
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:55 pm

Kansas was the only team capable of beating the heels. Just go ahead and give unc the trophy now.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:55 pm

Only an ass banging DS would appreciate.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sat Mar 25, 2017 11:06 pm

I was looking forward to the Gonzaga-Kansas championship game.

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Post by hedge » Sat Mar 25, 2017 11:08 pm

You've been saying UK since before the tourny started...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sat Mar 25, 2017 11:10 pm

I don't want to see that happen so I wouldn't be looking forward to it.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Mar 26, 2017 6:37 am

I think UNC plays the most motivated ball they've played all year today.

I also think Fox and Monk will go into the game still playing off the high from showing up Lonzo Ball and won't be a driven to stay on it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 26, 2017 6:45 am

Xavier forgot to defend the 3

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Post by hedge » Sun Mar 26, 2017 11:19 am

"I think UNC plays the most motivated ball they've played all year today."

They better had. Certainly one of the best games they played this year was against UK already. Obviously UK played pretty well, too. Both these programs and fans get up for this game. There's no team besides Duke I'd rather see us beat than UK and sometimes I'd rather beat UK than Duke. Certainly in a regional finals game. I know it's not a factor, but I think we're due to beat UK. Ya'll have owned us for awhile now, winning this one would erase a lot of the pain and humilation we've suffered at your hands lately. Here's hoping...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:22 pm

It won't happen. UNC will lose this game and Kentucky will go on to win the national title, proving eCat wrong and me right.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 26, 2017 2:02 pm

for all our brackets, much depends on the UNC-Kentucky game.

That will clear away.... half
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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 26, 2017 2:03 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Xavier forgot to defend the 3
Xavier did not match up well with Gonzaga
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