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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:01 pm

Medical marijuana is ok in Ohio but I can't find a doctor to prescribe it.

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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:01 pm

I would have never thought of putting a THC pill in my ass.

now I'm afraid I'll think about it for the rest of the afternoon.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:03 pm

We are currently pre-registering patients. When marijuana doctors in Ohio become available we will connect you with one. In the meantime we will keep you updated on any new details that get released regarding the Ohio MMJ Program.


https://ohdispensaries.com/get-ohio-med ... uana-card/
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:45 pm

kid lives in boulder we do the I 70 to boulder trip once a year

soon as you cross into Kansas they try to scare you into drug sniffing dogs are 5 miles up and an exit appears with a mile panicked stonies immediately take only to be immediately harassed by the cops lurking off the exit.--word got out and pretty much the only law on the interstate is just token appearance so to speak
my son a county deputy says most often they just ignore any paraphenellia even baggies as long as the rest of the search is clean and no warrants or active felonies going on in the state of kansas

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:56 pm

"I would have never thought of putting a THC pill in my ass."

No, the pills aren't for your ass (although I guess you could stick one up there if that's what you're into), they had actual suppositories infused with THC...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:59 pm

I was still kinda shocked but pleasantly surprised by TSA not confiscating those THC drinks and pills. Even if it is legal in CO, TSA is federal, they don't have to roll with CO law if it's against federal law. They clearly saw all that stuff packed in my boots and clearly let me know that they saw it and let it go anyway. Like I said, I was kinda shocked...
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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:03 pm

hedge wrote:"I would have never thought of putting a THC pill in my ass."

No, the pills aren't for your ass (although I guess you could stick one up there if that's what you're into), they had actual suppositories infused with THC...
that's what I mean...THC suppositories

I guess I didn't follow your original post very well
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:07 pm

Thinking about it now, I would guess if they actually confiscate something from your bag, there's probably at least some paperwork and hassle they have to go thru in case you dispute it or even want to get into it at all. They were probably just thinking for that small amount it wasn't worth the hassle of filling out the paperwork but at the same time they didn't want me to think I really got away with something or that I could load up next time without worrying about it. Basically I just don't think anybody gives a fuck about amounts that are clearly for personal consumption only. I'm sure they already know, but I left the price tags on all the items just so they'd know it was barely over $100 worth of shit (and $16 of that was those two dinky ass 5 Hour Energy shots). Also, right before you get to the airport, there were two recreational dispensaries and one medical dispensary all on the same block and within eyesight of the airport. And this is not a large town (Gunnison), and I suspect those weren't the only 3 dispensaries in town...
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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:08 pm

"that's what I mean...THC suppositories

I guess I didn't follow your original post very well"

At least we know which part you were focused on...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:57 pm

What's wrong with sticking pot up your ass? It's not like you've had other things stuck up there to make a score.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:24 am

I've heard a cabernet and cocaine enema will do wonders for you.

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Post by eCat » Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:40 am

Article Title you're not going to see very often

TV presenter eats HUMAN BRAIN during filming of documentary before angry cannibal throws own poo at him

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3042323/t ... poo-at-him
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:04 am

I guess this has been around for a few years and many views, but it's the first I've seen it.


https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:30 am

Looks like DSL and Van Nostrum have found another gig...

[youtube]cL79x9ZtBP8[/youtube]
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dr. Nostron » Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:51 pm

hurtful

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Tue Mar 21, 2017 11:51 pm

Damn, I thought their hands were subtits on that dude at first. He's already got meat curtains and I'm sure plenty of haaaaaaaiiiiimmm on his neck, main.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:38 pm

OK...so apparently some guy named Brad took offense to his wife getting fired from her job at the local Cracker Barrel, and took to the company Facebook page to complain about it...

Now every post on the Cracker Barrel page is filled with people commenting on Brad's wife and demanding justice...it's a real time killer, and pretty damn funny...
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:08 pm

Link?
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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:12 pm

I found it. To Brad's query "why was my wife fired?" somebody responded "Answer him, cracker"...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:23 pm

that is hilarious. I could read that all night.

also there is a hashtag in support of it that is good too

https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q= ... ifematters


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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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