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Post by Saint » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:49 pm

This is how my memory of you is portrayed.
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lol
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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:50 am

That Dave Chapelle special on Netflix

you will have tears in your eyes 5 minutes into it.

"I had to watch Key and Peele do my show every night!"
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:57 am

pretty damn good story I watched about the uss indianpolis last night with a vague referral to quint

I think it was on amazon actually maybe a little slow start but a running interview with about 15 of the survivors and those who rescued them

1100 in the water only 250 came out..........

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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:37 am

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Post by Bklyn » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:37 pm

eCat wrote:That Dave Chapelle special on Netflix

you will have tears in your eyes 5 minutes into it.

"I had to watch Key and Peele do my show every night!"
I didn't know it existed until yesterday. I wI'll check it out this week.

Someone said it was 2 specials he had...
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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:53 pm

yea I watched them both. They are great. His comedy observations are older now but its almost genius, especially the 4 times he met OJ and Bill Cosby raping people

He does tell a joke about that includes the statement he shouldn't have to change his pronouns to support someone self identifying as a man or a woman - talking about a transgender person that passed out and says "well, you might want to cover HER dick up because its hanging out of HER dress"

He did a few jokes like that but I think that was the one that has some in the LBGTQ community up in arms. He also said "what is the "Q"? which led into that job about the dick hanging out of the dress.
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Post by eCat » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:35 am

I doubt Dave Chapelle ever handled hecklers like this

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Post by BigRedMan » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:47 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAH that was awesome!!! LOL that was unnecessary. That was straight up Honky Tonk Man swing!!
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:46 pm

"I want my money BACK!"

"Let's sue this son of a bitch."

"Did you see what I saw?"

Now, on its face, none of those quotes are particularly funny, by themselves. HOWEVER, watching it in context of everything else (and this vodka I'm drinking watching UK and UCLA), it was HILARIOUS.
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Post by Saint » Fri Mar 24, 2017 11:16 pm

Saw the Chappelle shows. The best was at the end of the 2nd one when he was talking about beating off when he knows how much time he has. "You take off all your clothes then!"

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Post by eCat » Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:05 am

Saint wrote:Saw the Chappelle shows. The best was at the end of the 2nd one when he was talking about beating off when he knows how much time he has. "You take off all your clothes then!"

eating that cereal. It was funny AND true
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Post by Saint » Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:09 am

the Kevin Hart story was pretty good

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Post by eCat » Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:12 am

Saint wrote:the Kevin Hart story was pretty good

Chapelle lives about an hour from here in Yellow Springs.

I liked the cop story

"You know I was worried, I'm black....but I'm also Dave Chapelle"
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:14 pm

Genius. Dog Wick. John Wick dies and his dog goes on a killing spree:

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:03 pm

Surprisingly interesting video listening to people decide whether or not to jump from a 33 foot platform over a pool.

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Post by Bklyn » Sat Mar 25, 2017 4:53 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Genius. Dog Wick. John Wick dies and his dog goes on a killing spree:

[youtube]iGpZ9xaQLYQ[/youtube]
Hilarious.
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Post by BigRedMan » Sun Mar 26, 2017 2:36 pm

Agreed. 100% outstanding!!
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:53 am

Dave posted this on facebook

Its touching

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