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Post by eCat » Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:38 pm

apparently a woman was abducted from the corner gas station about a mile from my house - about a 1/4 mile from the high school where my daughter walks home everyday.

She was walking to or from the gas station - why I'm not sure - she must live close by because she isn't transient and is a care taker for her mother that has dementia. At this point I don't think drugs or anything else is suspected.

There is an apartment complex next to the gas station that has some iffy characters and there is woods surrounding the gas station.

I hope the woman is OK, but if she isn't, I hope whoever harmed her didn't abduct her from the gas station or anywhere near my home. They are organizing volunteers to search tomorrow. I think I may take my dog and search those woods. For some reason I've always thought that something bad is going to happen in those woods because of that apartment complex
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:48 pm

Carry your pistol. Might have to shoot someone.
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Post by eCat » Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:57 pm

nah...She's been missing 3 days now.

I hope to god I don't find anything but if I do , whoever did it is long gone.

This is where I live though, this shit is unnerving
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Mar 14, 2017 8:17 am

Damn.
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Post by crashcourse » Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:24 am

hedge wrote:I bet she loved to fuck...

always a good thread starter when discussing paducah

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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:37 am

crashcourse wrote:
hedge wrote:I bet she loved to fuck...

always a good thread starter when discussing paducah

I haven't been back since mom moved in 2007. The idiot that bought the home I grew up in, the house my dad built and is buried in a plot overlooking it, painted every room pink and put playboy bunny logos on the walls. I have no desire to see that town again.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:34 am

Not even to visit the American Quilter's Society??
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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:06 am

From how you post it sounds like you still live pretty close to where you grew up.

For me, you can never go home again
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:05 pm

"From how you post it sounds like you still live pretty close to where you grew up."

Me? I live almost directly across the street from where I grew up. Still see my dad almost every day...
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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:25 pm

Stu lives less than a mile from me, but his wife has forbidden him to see me. Or anyone else, except the bootleg milkman...
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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:10 pm

stu lives less than a mile from you and you two don't hang out?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:13 pm

I live in the house I grew up in. Love it. But after I rehab it I'm gonna sell it after a year. Time to move on.

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Post by Saint » Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:48 pm

I work at night. Hedge works during the day. He refuses to come over to my house yet I've visited him more recently that he has me. Visiting him means sitting on the couch (if you can get a dog to move over) in that musty parlor and watching him click from channel to channel.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:29 pm

I love the Hedge and Stu siblingesque smack.
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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:44 pm

I have visited Stu's place far more than he has visited mine. I went over to his house one night and we were listening to Grateful Dead in my car, within 5 minutes his wife came out there to see what was going on. I think he told me she accused him of smoking weed...
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Post by crashcourse » Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:50 pm

is he PW

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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 14, 2017 7:11 pm

I do believe Stu is kept on a short leash.

He's pretty bitter about life.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:56 am

Sometimes when your wife doesn't work it tilts the balance of power your way, sometimes it tilts it in hers. Sounds like Stu's wife knows how to play the Game of Thrones.
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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:41 am

last Thursday I was standing in line at McD's and a cop was behind me so I asked him - hey , any information about that woman that was last seen at the UDF? He was like - she left the scene of a crash, we aren't treating it as an abduction. He finished our conversation by saying "in cases like this there is always more to the story"

but nothing is heard about her, her friends are organizing search parties, etc., so I think ok, maybe she wrecked her car and ran off, was hit by a car and is laying in a ditch or something - so I start looking at her facebook page and I see that she has a drinking buddy that lives in our town. So I google his address, and the guy lives like a 1/3 of a mile from where she was last seen. So its pretty clear to me where she ran (literally) to when she left the scene of an accident.

since then more information has come out about that woman I mentioned a few days ago.

so what no one said was a few days before her disappearance she was indicted on felony breaking and entering.

didn't show up for court and had a bench warrant out for her.

gets drunk with the guy I see on facebook, wrecks her car and realizes if the police show up shes going to jail, do not pass go and I would assume, since she has no job or home, won't be making bail. The guy stayed at the scene to assist the person she hit, but its pretty clear there was no abduction and this woman is just hiding out trying to figure out a way to avoid jail.

This all could have been told to the general public to avoid all this missing person horseshit we have had to worry about.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by Saint » Tue Mar 21, 2017 9:34 am

So, you should ride around your neighborhood with a bullhorn and let everyone know that nobody was kidnapped but instead you have a drunken lout thief slut neighbor (I just threw in the slut part for good measure) and to go back to doing what they were doing.

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