La Salle Explorers

[DooKSucks]

Dear Car Dealer:

When I am sending my wife to look at a $55k vehicle that I may very well purchase today and you know this, sending me to your goddamned voicemail isn't fucking helping your cause.

I believe in not buying new and not having a car payment. However, I can buy a new 2016 suburban still left on the lot with a massive markdown AND 72 months 0% apr. A used 2015 without a shitload of miles is going to run in the low 40s. I think it's worth breaking my two rules based on those factors.

[eCat]

more power to ya brother

$55K

not in my driveway

[DooKSucks]

Trust me. I'm more than happy to pay my mother $10k for her 2011 LTZ Traverse and drive it (and I am going to do so). She wants the damn Suburban because she became spoiled driving my 2001 Suburban. She does a lot of decorating on the side and the Suburban is great for that.

She also cracked or warped the head on the right/even bank on Monday by driving home despite the temp gauge reading 2fucking60 and me telling her to stop and let the car cool down. We were already in the market for a car, but that pissed me the fuck off.

She better not complain when I try to stick that butt plug up her ass.

[Saint]

more power to ya brother

$55K

not in my driveway

Hell no, because those neighborhood kids will see that shit and decorate it with eggs every week as payback for the tiger pit.

[eCat]

She better not complain when I try to stick that butt plug up her ass.

don't start with the big one, go small and get her used to it, then work up

take my advice on that.

[DooKSucks]

The one she bought for me to use is the size of a finger

[Saint]

I thought you routinely rammed 3 fingers up your ass in the shower.

[AlabamAlum]

The one she bought for me to use is the size of a finger

She bought it for you to use? Hmmm.

[eCat]

no one will ever accuse me of TMI now

[Bklyn]

This. Was. Awesome.

We haven't had a good TMI post in ages. Welcome March. Butt plugs and eCat Spring Break!

[Saint]

His & Hers butt plugs!

[Saint]

I'm off to DC for 3 days. Going to the Holocaust museum. I'll light a candle for eCat.

[eCat]

I'm off to DC for 3 days. Going to the Holocaust museum. I'll light a candle for eCat.

SAD!

[Saint]

The Holocaust Museum was pretty heavy. My 10-year-old took it in pretty well though. I guess I've read quite a bit about the Holocaust so I didn't really get much info that I didn't know. However, I don't know that I knew that Hitler first rounded up and sent to camps all of his political opponents really before he started antagonizing Jews and others. I guess that made sense for him but there were members of the German parliament that were arrested and later murdered in the camps.

Also, there was a film on antisemitism that talked about how Martin Luther first embraced the Jews but later turned on them and wrote some pretty un-Christ-like things about them, which is said to have fueled the overall dislike for Jews in Europe.

I've never understood why people have not liked Jews other than the same old BS that has been pushed. Then again, I'm the kind of person that pretty much hates everyone as a core belief but also tries to get along with everyone.

[Saint]

Also toured the Capitol and the National Cathedral. Although it's a Protestant cathedral, there are still people buried all over the place in there, including Woodrow Wilson and his wife. Not outside in the ground but in tombs within the cathedral.

[eCat]

The Holocaust Museum was pretty heavy. My 10-year-old took it in pretty well though. I guess I've read quite a bit about the Holocaust so I didn't really get much info that I didn't know. However, I don't know that I knew that Hitler first rounded up and sent to camps all of his political opponents really before he started antagonizing Jews and others. I guess that made sense for him but there were members of the German parliament that were arrested and later murdered in the camps.

Also, there was a film on antisemitism that talked about how Martin Luther first embraced the Jews but later turned on them and wrote some pretty un-Christ-like things about them, which is said to have fueled the overall dislike for Jews in Europe.

I've never understood why people have not liked Jews other than the same old BS that has been pushed. Then again, I'm the kind of person that pretty much hates everyone as a core belief but also tries to get along with everyone.

I think he also rounded up the physically and mentally disabled before the Jews too.

[Saint]

Yeah, they were low-hanging fruit though.

[eCat]

Yeah, they were low-hanging fruit though.

like what? they were easy to catch?

[Saint]

Duh. Although some of the heartier retards could probably knock out a mule with one punch but the Nazi stormtroopers already had those little metal batons.

[eCat]

Duh. Although some of the heartier retards could probably knock out a mule with one punch but the Nazi stormtroopers already had those little metal batons.

Hitler: We need to create a master race by cleansing this country
Himmler: Lets start with the retards and the cripples. We're a bit short handed.