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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:45 pm

hedge wrote:Well, at least we know your wife's name isn't Gonzaga now...
Medal winner.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:46 pm

The team in the black must be some small white parochial school.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:52 pm

Bklyn wrote:Saint over there cheering in his performance vest after that dunk was a nice touch.
Incorrect. I was wearing the Eagle costume.

BTW, I wonder why nobody has notified Shannon Forest Christian that its OK to let coloreds play on their basketball now.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:19 pm

hedge wrote:Well, at least we know your wife's name isn't Gonzaga now...
that caught me off guard
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:23 pm

eCat wrote:
hedge wrote:Well, at least we know your wife's name isn't Gonzaga now...
that caught me off guard
he's a real comedian...

I'll bet he came up with that one while the warden left him in the hole for a month.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by bluetick » Tue Feb 14, 2017 5:27 pm

innocentbystander wrote:
he's a real comedian...

I'll bet he came up with that one while the warden left him in the hole for a month.
Some of your usual rapist wit, eh Lloyd?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Feb 14, 2017 6:11 pm

bluetick wrote:
innocentbystander wrote:
he's a real comedian...

I'll bet he came up with that one while the warden left him in the hole for a month.
Some of your usual rapist wit, eh Lloyd?
Tick, I didn't claim that "the sisters" got to Andy "Hedge" Dufresne, while he was in the hole.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:08 pm

Kentucky stops that idiotic plan to keep feeding the ball to Bam - his shooting percentage goes up and we win by 20 over UT.

Playing defense helped too
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:44 pm

innocentbystander wrote:
eCat wrote:
hedge wrote:Well, at least we know your wife's name isn't Gonzaga now...
that caught me off guard
he's a real comedian...

I'll bet he came up with that one while the warden left him in the hole for a month.
You've never met a warden ass fuck.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 15, 2017 12:57 pm

you guys gotta watch this pass by Lebron James - wait until the slow motion

[youtube]v9zLWo7oLVc[/youtube]
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Feb 15, 2017 12:58 pm

Before the nutmeg it was crazy. That just made it crazier.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:03 pm

you can tell Wiggins is just completely disgusted knowing he's going to be on ESPN top 10
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:52 pm

I think he put up 41 last night. He'll be okay.

If he wasn't Canadian, he'd be a mega star. He doesn't have enough anger in his game.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:57 pm

One of those announcers sounds like he's in the final stages of asthma, in terms of both his voice and his level of enthusiasm...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:01 pm

he was the same at Kansas

him josh Jackson and embiid on the same team this year would have been something
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Feb 15, 2017 6:48 pm

Yeah...with Mason and Graham still there, too. It could have been ugly.

I'm sure Kentucky could run the tape from that class, too, and put up a decent Senior/Junior squad that was just as vicious on paper. Booker would possibly be College Player of the Year.
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Post by Saint » Wed Feb 15, 2017 7:51 pm

hedge wrote:One of those announcers sounds like he's in the final stages of asthma, in terms of both his voice and his level of enthusiasm...

I wish you were in the final stages. (You really just wanted someone to pick that up, didn't you?)
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Post by hedge » Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:53 pm

"I'm sure Kentucky could run the tape from that class, too, and put up a decent Senior/Junior squad that was just as vicious on paper."

I always think about the 1997 Carolina team that made the FF with Vince Carter and Antawn Jamison as sophomores. It would've definitely been a dream team, b/c there's no way they would've stayed that long, but Rasheed Wallace and Jerry Stackhouse would've been seniors on that team...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:43 am

I just wish Sheed and Stack had stayed 3 years because that '96 team would have ruined Pitino's season again.
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