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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:33 pm

I'm disheartened by old he looks now. He was No. 2 beside MJ in those early days with the Bulls. Now he looks like Angry Grandpa.

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Post by Bklyn » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:30 am

Oak's hair is white, but he's in better shape than just about every grandpa out there besides that ripped dude from the geriatric steroid commercial.
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Post by Saint » Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:24 am

I have no doubt he could still rip me limb from limb despite my pasty girth these days but not having seen him for awhile, I was shocked at how old he looked.

I always liked Oak, esp. that time he bodyslammed Bahklee.

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Post by Bklyn » Sat Feb 11, 2017 6:53 am

...or when he went to a game early, just to smack Jeff McInnis.
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Post by eCat » Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:14 pm

Avery Johnson is a good guy. I hope he stays at Bama and gets them back on the map
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Post by eCat » Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:27 am

So BRM, you ready for Greg Marshall to take over?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:35 am

What's wrong with grey hair. Fucking racists.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:40 am

Fuck it. Sharpton is now involved. Here we go.

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Post by Saint » Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:06 am

I wish you would go.

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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:23 am

eCat wrote:So BRM, you ready for Greg Marshall to take over?

Heh, yeah should be interesting to say the least bit.
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Post by eCat » Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:39 am

BigRedMan wrote:
eCat wrote:So BRM, you ready for Greg Marshall to take over?

Heh, yeah should be interesting to say the least bit.

I think he's the best realistic option.

I saw for the Michigan game the upper deck was virtually empty. An AD can't allow that to happen.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:20 pm

Saint wrote:I wish you would go.

You know you would miss me you fucking North Carolina hilljack.

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Post by eCat » Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:28 pm

Reading that Michael Jordan and Silver/Silva /whatever NBA commissioner stepped and told Dolan to stop fucking up, and Oakley is now invited back to watch the games.

Hanging out with Sprewell was a shit move on his part
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:43 pm

Zion Williamson 16 year old - go to the 6:00 minute mark

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:57 pm

Saint over there cheering in his performance vest after that dunk was a nice touch.
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Post by hedge » Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:50 pm

I like the guy in the stands with the black hoodie at the 5:05 mark. He looks like he got tazed...
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Post by hedge » Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:54 pm

I also like how the skinny whitey on the other team just dutifully takes the ball out of bounds and starts running the next play. What else can you do after that?
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:00 pm

No one is beating Gonzaga.

No one.
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Post by hedge » Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:12 pm

Well, at least we know your wife's name isn't Gonzaga now...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:36 pm

Im sure he's beating her for messing up dinner.

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