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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:29 pm

Hair, beard and glasses? What a dork.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:59 pm

I wish I had that hair now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:19 pm

There's a back joke in there...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:38 am

Damn Dan Haggarty...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:02 am

3?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:11 am

crashcourse wrote:3?

3 pointers. They gave them out at the game IIRC
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:48 am

hedge wrote:Damn Dan Haggarty...

I was thinking eCat looked more like this guy:

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:05 am

His pic is a fake!

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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 31, 2017 1:01 pm

Saint wrote:
hedge wrote:Damn Dan Haggarty...

I was thinking eCat looked more like this guy:

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I pretty much act like that guy now too - at least on spring break
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Tue Jan 31, 2017 1:42 pm

must have been the year of the first 3 pointers --don't remember seeing waving 3 cards as a recurring theme

btw it was braggs bong that was found that was what he was cited for and that's why self suspended him

the rape thing is still out there though pretty likely he is the one being investigated--already some local pressure for him to be reinstated which self would be an idiot to do.

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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:21 pm

crashcourse wrote:must have been the year of the first 3 pointers --don't remember seeing waving 3 cards as a recurring theme

btw it was braggs bong that was found that was what he was cited for and that's why self suspended him

the rape thing is still out there though pretty likely he is the one being investigated--already some local pressure for him to be reinstated which self would be an idiot to do.

eh it was Vanderbilt. They do things their own way
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 31, 2017 3:24 pm

so I'm looking over Catspause or whatever they call themselves this week and I'm reading a thread about the fans being frustrated with Cal - the normal bellyaching of spoiled fans and then I run across this gem. He doesn't give any hint of whether he has this weird sense of humor or is totally serious. Its just a completely random post
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I love Cal and our Team. I don't love Cal haters. I love Cal supporters.
I have a true story that I would like to share with all of you.

I walked down by the river last night to walk off supper. I seen what looked like smoke floating on top of the water. As I got close to the smoke it began to move upward toward the sky. I heard a voice say Mr. O Mr. O.... I said are you talking to me and the voice said Yes walk out on the water. I told the smoke "I can't walk on water". The voice said Yes you can you just have to believe. I said to myself, self should I do this and myself said sure what do you have to lose? I thought about how cold that water would be and hesitated. The voice got louder and said walk out on the water. I thought what the hell, I have to be dreaming anyway. I took my boots and socks off, closed my eyes and began to walk toward the water. I heard another voice yell run, run. So I started to run. Well guess what happened? I learned that no matter how much I wanted to believe and walk on water you just don't always get what you want. I ended up getting to the middle of the river and almost froze to death. If it had not been for the 30 lb bass that helped me back to shore I would have died. I found out later that it was my wife telling me to run. The bass was the voice I was hearing. Still don't know what the smoke was all about.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 31, 2017 3:28 pm

By the time I got to the bass I thought I hit the sweet spot...then he brought it home on an even higher note. Let's trade for this dude with Goldie if he was serious. That was hilarious.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Jan 31, 2017 3:54 pm

Time for a new tagline

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:06 pm

I think I know what the smoke was all about...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:34 pm

why doesn't Kansas catch more heat for being a horrible program?

http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/kansas-bask ... -time-read
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:35 pm

meanwhile in Indiana

http://www.tomcreanbuyout.com/
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:49 pm

yeah will be nice to add some new chapters to the Kansas saga courtesy of bragg

they just dropped the rape charge investigation evidently I was told although I see nothing in print

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:17 pm

This Billy Kennedy guy is a real cocksucker. Lucky for him it would only cost us like $12 million to fire his ass after he had one fucking good year. I wish I could get introduced to whatever donors we have that just itch to light their money on fire at first opportunity.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:05 am

Why don't you start one of those buyout countdown websites instead of talking tough in here?

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