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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:09 am

BigRedMan wrote:The wife in Flop is smoking hot and would do many bad things to her.

my wife has some weird reaction to her. She hates that woman and doesn't understand why I'd want to do her.

She refuses to watch the show because she thinks whatever her name is has a permanent duckface
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Post by BigRedMan » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:11 am

The reason women hater her is because, she is smoking hot, successful, and her body bounced right back after the kid came out.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:45 am

I put a thing up about a cool new show on FX, and you guys ignore it and have spent two days discussing HGTV.

I don't know what the PSF of this forum is, but I do know it's at an all time high. At least Rat threw a "Shameless" mention out.

smdh.
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Post by eCat » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:47 am

AlabamAlum wrote:I put a thing up about a cool new show on FX, and you guys ignore it and have spent two days discussing HGTV.

I don't know what the PSF of this forum is, but I do know it's at an all time high. At least Rat threw a "Shameless" mention out.

smdh.
actually I told my wife about it and we watched it on demand last night.

so far he boned his sister and inherited some land.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:49 am

smdh
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:39 pm

I think I figured that one out

ice storm this weekend

finish Mozart in the jungle and start the detective series on amazon--maybe have to do it by generator

talk of cancelling the chefs/steelers game til Monday but I think they get it in unless the main part of the strom gets here sunday morning insteady of sunday afternoon--driv home for those poor schmucks will be a mf. tickets have been falling to less then face value
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Post by Saint » Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:34 pm

About the only shows I watch now are Bob's Burgers, Seinfeld reruns and whatever is on late night on FX or SyFy or one of the science channels or PBS. Sometimes I check TCM to see if something good is on.

I think I should start my own YouTube show as I attempt to make home repairs (hole in the roof, leaky upstairs plumbing, clogged kitchen drain) by watching YouTube how-to videos. I have a decent arsenal of tools but they're all from the '50s because they belonged to my dad and shit is scattered everywhere so if I spend 3 hours fixing something, that means at least an hour spent looking for a tool. I would cuss a lot and throw shit so it would be a comedy show, too.
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Post by Saint » Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:34 pm

Ice storm? Shit, it's 70º here today. It feels like goddam summer.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jan 13, 2017 7:04 pm

I told my buddies that I heard good things about Taboo. I haven't watched it yet...so I was not trying to start any discussions.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jan 13, 2017 7:06 pm

BigRedMan wrote:The reason women hater her is because, she is smoking hot, successful, and her body bounced right back after the kid came out.
Mmmmmm, Hillary Clinton!
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Post by hedge » Fri Jan 13, 2017 7:29 pm

aTm wrote:Ive got a revelation that will shock you guys...reality tv is fake.
I'm starting to think that even Fameless is staged...
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Post by eCat » Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:55 am

this morning I"m watching a show called Zombie House Flippers. I don't normally watch it but I was waiting on the wife so it was on.

Anyways - they are doing a walk thru for a house they just finished and they go into the bathroom. Open the cabinet under the sink and there is a rat - not a mouse, but a rat. And the thing is, there is no way a rat could have got in that cabinet but the drama was they were broke, on a deadline and had an open house in 2 days or whatever so they have to solve this rat problem in the house.

Stupid shit
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Saint » Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:11 pm

eCat wrote:this morning I"m watching a show called Zombie House Flippers. I don't normally watch it but I was waiting on the wife so it was on.

Anyways - they are doing a walk thru for a house they just finished and they go into the bathroom. Open the cabinet under the sink and there is a rat - not a mouse, but a rat. And the thing is, there is no way a rat could have got in that cabinet but the drama was they were broke, on a deadline and had an open house in 2 days or whatever so they have to solve this rat problem in the house.

Stupid shit

Waiting on the wife to finish up with the other Mrs?
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Post by eCat » Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:18 pm

Saint wrote:
eCat wrote:this morning I"m watching a show called Zombie House Flippers. I don't normally watch it but I was waiting on the wife so it was on.

Anyways - they are doing a walk thru for a house they just finished and they go into the bathroom. Open the cabinet under the sink and there is a rat - not a mouse, but a rat. And the thing is, there is no way a rat could have got in that cabinet but the drama was they were broke, on a deadline and had an open house in 2 days or whatever so they have to solve this rat problem in the house.

Stupid shit

Waiting on the wife to finish up with the other Mrs?
heh no

I'm not bringing it back up again until about week before we go back down there
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:48 pm

Add "So when is eCat going back to New Orleans?" to the "when do the Maui brackets come out?" list of never-ending questions in here...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:31 am

Seconded
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Post by eCat » Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:34 pm

a local pizza place around here is called Grammas. Its a chain but they are pretty good specializing in big thick rectangular pizzas

however when going online to order, you do not want to go to grammas.com

which is a porn website of grandmothers.

I went there to pick up my pizza tonight and I said - I know you must get this all the time but grammas.com is not where you order pizza and the manager's reponse (a woman) was "I don't like talking about it. The kid making the pizzas behind her looked at me like he didn't know what I was talking about so I said - on your break go to Grammas.com. The manager wasn't having it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:51 pm

I mean now that I'm done eating my pizza, I'm looking at it
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:37 pm

Lol...I love grandma pies (the name of those rectangular pizzas). Now, that sentence has a whole new connotation.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:54 pm

Bleh...horrible.
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