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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:49 pm

can you say SHOOOOOPPPP!!!!! John SHOOOOOPPP!!! come on down!!!!!
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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:54 pm

This keeps getting better and better...

If John Shoop came out in drag singing this for the pre-game entrance, it wouldn't surprise me given the state of the program:[youtube]4vaN01VLYSQ[/youtube]
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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:58 pm

John Shoop....SHOOP?
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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:07 pm

^^ I was waiting for that.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:29 pm

And here Marvin said even Bellichick wasn't that stupid. See ya Chad. Your act grew old.

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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:11 pm

Belicheat made Dillon behave for a couple of seasons. Plus, all he has to do to keep Chad in line is point to what happened to Randy Moss' ass.


So either he will work out for the Pats or get shipped out. He won't be allowed to hand around and fuck up the rest of the team.
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Post by AugustWest » Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:21 pm

never mind it's Whithers not shoop. DS take the shotgun out of your mouth.
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Post by TheBigMook » Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:46 pm

W00T!

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Those lights are pointed the wrong way though.
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:40 pm

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From the town of Possum's Paw, Alabama, standing 6'2" and weighing 150 lbs, the one, the only, the legend... Bootney Farnsworth.

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Re: College Football

Post by Bluecat » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:26 pm

JJo's gonna be a helluva corner for you guys, H. The 12 games that he plays each year.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:28 pm

Joseph couldn't get out quick enough. I don't blame him. The Bengals are a fucking joke.

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Re: College Football

Post by Bluecat » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:31 pm

Yes, they are. Good luck to Chad, wouldn't be surprised to see him have the best year of his career and pull a Moss-like resurgence under Belichick.

Mike does realize that he HAS to spend the money, right?

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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:34 pm

He doesn't have to spend it until the season ends. Imaging the interest he can earn until then.

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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:36 pm

Damn it, y'all are missing the bigger story. Wright State has a football field.
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Post by Bluecat » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:39 pm

I know, Rat. And he's keeping Carson because that's money against the cap that he doesn't have to spend.

God, I wish I could quit this team.

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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:40 pm

Join me Blue. You know you want to. Its very liberating being an NFL widower.
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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:42 pm

Just accept it. The Bengals will never be any better than what you have seen since Paul Brown died. Mike is an evil shithead and even if the gods were good and he dropped dead, that would just mean his even shittier kids would take over. The best you could hope for would be that the greedy shits would sell the team off for a cash grab. If that happens, there is at least a 75% chance that whoever they sold the team to would move it out of Cincinnati.

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Re: College Football

Post by Bluecat » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:44 pm

I've wanted to since Ki-Jana blew his knee out. But I can't control my gut when I'm watching them play. And even with Sunday ticket, I keep flipping the channel back to watch the misery. Tried rooting for the Colts, the Chargers, the Patriots, the Eagles....doesn't get the juice flowing. I'm a God-damned (in every sense of the phrase) Bengals fan.

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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:46 pm

I'll always hope they win, and reserve full rights to bandwagon for their once a decade(+) runs, but I am done giving them any money.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:48 pm

I hear ya Blue. I just thank the good Lord for the NFL blackout policy so I only have to watch 8 games this year.

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