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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 03, 2017 7:33 pm

As long as you can still post your anime artwork, all is well...
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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:16 am

I wouldn't worry about it. I'm probably the only one that cares
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Post by Saint » Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:58 am

Yeah, well, have your outline and schedule on my desk in the morning, aTm. And don't fuck it up!

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Post by crashcourse » Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:29 am

or you will be terminated sayeth the arnold

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Post by hedge » Wed Jan 04, 2017 7:46 pm

Reading an article in The New Yorker about whether robots should have rights, I came across this paragraph and couldn't help laughing:

"Last summer, a group of Canadian roboticists set an outlandish invention loose on the streets of the United States. They called it hitchbot, not because it was a heavy-smoking contrarian with a taste for Johnnie Walker Black—the universe is not that generous—but because it was programmed to hitchhike. Clad in rain boots, with a goofy, pixellated smile on its “face” screen, hitchbot was meant to travel from Salem, Massachusetts, to San Francisco, by means of an outstretched thumb and a supposedly endearing voice-prompt personality. Previous journeys, across Canada and around Europe, had been encouraging: the robot always reached its destination. For two weeks, hitchbot toured the Northeast, saying inviting things such as “Would you like to have a conversation? . . . I have an interest in the humanities.” Then it disappeared. On August 1st, it was found next to a brick wall in Philadelphia, beat up and decapitated. Its arms had been torn off."
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Post by Saint » Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:12 pm

That was big news when it happened. Where were you?

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Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:32 pm

I love my hometown.
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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:48 pm

I never heard anything about that
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:54 pm

Me neither. I would have thought my brother would have sent me the story...he sends me all the other random Philly news he can find.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:12 pm

Hitchbot in happier days:


[img2]http://media.philly.com/images/hitchbot_6001.jpg[/img2]
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:41 pm

Mourn ya, til I join ya, Hitch.

The blue limbs and grey torso is a little too close to Cowboys colors. What did they expect.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:52 pm

Can I rant about the holidays? I have a relative who asks for money every Christmas. I know I sound cheap, and I have the money, but this shit gets old. They have small kids, who I love, so I give it, but it irks me that they see me as an atm. Him vaping as he he asks for cash sets me off, too, for some reason.

I need to make peace with it.
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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 04, 2017 11:01 pm

vaping? is he 20 years old?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jan 04, 2017 11:09 pm

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Post by Saint » Thu Jan 05, 2017 12:39 am

"Him vaping as he he asks for cash sets me off, too, for some reason."

Were you stammering in anger there?

Truthfully, you should have just said: "Him vaping sets me off, too, for good reason."

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Post by eCat » Thu Jan 05, 2017 7:30 am

I"d start asking for shit in return right after I gave them money

like moving furniture or putting insulation down in the attic.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jan 05, 2017 7:53 am

Robot Lives Matter

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:24 am

No one in my family really asks me for cash, thankfully. Mostly some of the young ones hint to me that they need seed money for some not-so-bad-but-not-fully-thought-out business idea. I just hit them with questions about things and tell them the risks. I never offer cash, though.

The other thing going well for me is living in NYC. They have no idea how much free cash flow I have because nothing in my life appears particularly ostentatious...except for my watches.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:29 am

imagine how much money you'd have living outside of metropolitan New York.

How much cash to you pay out just to be able to get a pizza slice you can fold?

We don't butcher hitchhiking robots in my part of the country either

we just sodomize them

we sodomized the hell out of those robots
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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