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Re: Music

Post by Bklyn » Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:17 am

Indeed.
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Re: Music

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Bklyn wrote:Indeed.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Music

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:31 am

I grew up in a methodist church, pretty hard core christian values. I was even the church pianist for like 3 years (I know you guys will run with that admission)

My childhood friend and I had to sit thru all these people who felt that singing in church was the best way to praise god and these people were some godawful singers.

I can remember one woman in particular who got up there and was swinging the microphone around like she was David Lee Roth and then commenced to caterwauling like her hair was on fire.

Her husband must have told her she was good, because she decided to do it again a few weeks later. The second time she got up there, some old dude two rows up from us who was about half deaf anyways didn't realize he was being so loud and when she picked up this microphone you could hear him say "awww naw..not this again".

We've laughed about that for years so now ever so often he sends me youtube videos of bad church singers

Here is his latest installment

[youtube]qeP7iF03wRM[/youtube]

my mom later converted to tongue speaking pentecostal and that's about the time I went atheist. I'm not sure if I believe in god or not but I believe I never want to hear that woman again.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Music

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 07, 2016 1:53 pm

Well, he was right that that song has made him famous...
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Post by hedge » Wed Dec 07, 2016 1:58 pm

That's not terribly far from Alvin and the chipmunks singing...
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Re: Music

Post by eCat » Tue Dec 20, 2016 12:26 pm

Conan writes first world blues with Chicago kids

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Re: Music

Post by Bklyn » Tue Dec 20, 2016 12:51 pm

That was good. Tommy is my dude.

Those kids are pre-teens now (if my math is right).
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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:14 pm

I liked when the kid playing harmonica got hit in the head with a ball...
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Re: Music

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 20, 2016 2:17 pm

I wish you would get hit in the head by a bus.

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Post by 10ac » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:10 am

or an anvil.
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Post by crashcourse » Wed Dec 21, 2016 1:34 pm

or a drone strike

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Re: Music

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 21, 2016 2:22 pm

All work

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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:38 pm

here is a fun video

[youtube]NUC2EQvdzmY[/youtube]
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Music

Post by hedge » Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:00 am

Check this out. Kinda reminded me of Rat if he was old and could play guitar...

[youtube]RY3tROVWu04[/youtube]
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Re: Music

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:31 am

I can play guitar ya moron.

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Post by hedge » Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:40 am

Is that you?
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Post by hedge » Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:40 am

That really is how I imagine you would give a guitar lesson...
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Re: Music

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:54 am

Probably right.

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Re: Music

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:30 pm

eCat wrote:here is a fun video

[youtube]NUC2EQvdzmY[/youtube]
Love Run the Jewels...
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Re: Music

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:55 pm

I just had lunch with my son and I was telling him about this new group I like called Run The Jewels.

I see them as "sophisticated" rapppers
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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