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Re: Tennessee Volunteers
If I knew which one you preferred, I could rest assured that the other one was better. In this case, though, neither option is stellar, but as is the case with the entire genre, one is limited by the original statement upon which one sallies forth ones ill wish..
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Wrong.Professor Tiger wrote:GBJ, we forgot to bring you up to speed since your extended absence. Hedge has invented, and has been perpetuating, the meme "I wish you _________." Fill in the blank with some form of death or similar ill will. It is usually loosely based on the previous post. VERY loosely. Actual funniness is optional.
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"I wish you ______" is the new Hitler video.
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It has run its course, no doubt. Needs to be put down like Ol' Yeller.
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I wish you had been bitten by Ol' Yeller...
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Meh. The art of comedy is knowing when to retire bits. Its time is long since passed.
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I wish you had long since passed.
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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"Meh. The art of comedy is knowing when to retire bits. Its time is long since passed."
Nope, I trust Gilbert Gottfried's opinion more than yours (first 60 seconds)...
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Nope, I trust Gilbert Gottfried's opinion more than yours (first 60 seconds)...
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Yes, Gilbert us the king if all things comedic.
:::eye roll:::
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ATM, I really like your avatar. The PC Bro episode of Southpark rocks.
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I wish you would get hit by a rock. In the face.
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Rat, you are stunning and brave.
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That would've been better if he'd said "I wish you would get hit by a rock, bro"...
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Check your white privilege, bro!
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Hedge is always a step behind. It's better that way.
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I figured some such. I didn't know just where it came from but...
I dunno...'I think the getting caught by a bullet is better. I know it's better than the attempt at comedy but that should be intuitively obvious...
I dunno...'I think the getting caught by a bullet is better. I know it's better than the attempt at comedy but that should be intuitively obvious...
Worth. Every. Cent.
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To his credit, hedge always tries hard....
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So did Charles Manson.
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I heard a rumor that UT players called a player's only meeting and several team members quit the team after the meeting...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.