Tennessee Volunteers

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 7:41 am

If I knew which one you preferred, I could rest assured that the other one was better. In this case, though, neither option is stellar, but as is the case with the entire genre, one is limited by the original statement upon which one sallies forth ones ill wish..

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:25 am

Professor Tiger wrote:GBJ, we forgot to bring you up to speed since your extended absence. Hedge has invented, and has been perpetuating, the meme "I wish you _________." Fill in the blank with some form of death or similar ill will. It is usually loosely based on the previous post. VERY loosely. Actual funniness is optional.

Wrong.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:07 am

"I wish you ______" is the new Hitler video.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:25 am

It has run its course, no doubt. Needs to be put down like Ol' Yeller.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:38 pm

I wish you had been bitten by Ol' Yeller...

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:43 pm

Meh. The art of comedy is knowing when to retire bits. Its time is long since passed.

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:00 pm

I wish you had long since passed.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:12 pm

"Meh. The art of comedy is knowing when to retire bits. Its time is long since passed."

Nope, I trust Gilbert Gottfried's opinion more than yours (first 60 seconds)...

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AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:39 pm

Yes, Gilbert us the king if all things comedic.

:::eye roll:::

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 6:08 pm

ATM, I really like your avatar. The PC Bro episode of Southpark rocks.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:11 pm

I wish you would get hit by a rock. In the face.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:25 pm

Rat, you are stunning and brave.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:11 am

That would've been better if he'd said "I wish you would get hit by a rock, bro"...

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:44 pm

Check your white privilege, bro!

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:56 pm

Hedge is always a step behind. It's better that way.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 3:18 am

I figured some such. I didn't know just where it came from but...

I dunno...'I think the getting caught by a bullet is better. I know it's better than the attempt at comedy but that should be intuitively obvious...

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:29 pm

To his credit, hedge always tries hard....

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:55 am

So did Charles Manson.

The Gray Ghost · Post by **The Gray Ghost** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:17 am

** chirping crickets **

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:44 am

I heard a rumor that UT players called a player's only meeting and several team members quit the team after the meeting...

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