Tennessee Volunteers

bluetick · Post by **bluetick** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:00 pm

zero UT turnovers: UA 35 UT 31

3+ UT TOs: UA 45 UT 20

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:29 pm

Tenn is winning the turn over battle at the half, 2 to 1. Bama only up 14, Tenn is a second half team

G, BIIT...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 6:30 pm

Maybe next year, Vols...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 7:42 pm

Or maybe not.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 8:47 pm

Saban can't last coach forever - unless the REC scientific research division has discovered immortality potion for him.

bluetick · Post by **bluetick** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:21 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:Saban can't last coach forever - unless the REC scientific research division has discovered immortality potion for him.

That post makes sense to me but only cause im piss drunk.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:21 am

You've got that coming.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 5:10 pm

How's the hangover, Tick?

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 11:55 pm

GBJs wrote:Tenn is winning the turn over battle at the half, 2 to 1. Bama only up 14, Tenn is a second half team

G, BIIT...

I think we're lucky the real UT didn't come out for the second half. I doubt our brave men could have survived the beating.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:44 am

Butch is shrewd. He and his Vols were just keeping their powder dry until the time is right to unleash their full creamsickle fury. The Tide players went home in one piece and lived to fight another day. I call it a draw.

The Gray Ghost · Post by **The Gray Ghost** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:09 am

They will meet again in Atlanta and the Vals will be in perfect position to pounce.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:32 am

That is correct - all part of Butch's master plan to lure the Tide into a state of complacency before the SECCG.

10ac · Post by **10ac** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:52 am

I think he needs to run that fake option play more. You know the one were everyone thinks it's an option but it's really a hand off to the running back through an imaginary hole punched through the out manned defensive front.

That play really catches opponents off guard.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:48 pm

I wish a rabid pitbull would catch you off guard...

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:03 pm

Too easy.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:48 pm

GBJ, we forgot to bring you up to speed since your extended absence. Hedge has invented, and has been perpetuating, the meme "I wish you _________." Fill in the blank with some form of death or similar ill will. It is usually loosely based on the previous post. VERY loosely. Actual funniness is optional.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:11 pm

Thank you, Capt. Obvious...

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 6:28 pm

GBJ was gone for a long time. Someone needed to catch him up to speed.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:13 pm

I can't decide b/w "I wish you were gone for a long time" or "I wish a speeding bullet would catch up to your temple". Your thoughts?

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 5:14 am

Why is the Master of the "I wish you were ______" paradigm seeking advice from me, a mere novice in that genre?

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