Have you thought of one?crashcourse wrote:I think I was listening to the packers game against Detroit and they thought a flag against Detroit for pass interference--66 yard penalty. quite the heave I would say. haven't seen or heard a longer penalty
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Re: College Football
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: College Football
sandbaggus extraordinarusAlabamAlum wrote:I think we win 28-11 or something close.
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Re: College Football
From KSR..........
Kentucky Wildcats at No. 1 Alabama Crimson Tide (-35)
Noon, ESPN
It might not sound like a smart move to lay five touchdowns in an SEC game, but I’m willing to do so here.
Coach Nick Saban has the most talented team in the country and has them playing to the final gun each week. The Tide does have road trips to Arkansas and Tennessee on deck, but the defense has a shot at the shutout. Over the past two weeks they have heard Florida has “the best defense in the country” and how the Gators held Kentucky to nine first downs and 149 yards in Week 2, with 65 of those yards coming on a drive for a garbage touchdown with 4:45 left and Florida up 45-0. Alabama has a slightly better defense and a much stronger offense.
In the second half vs. Southern Miss, first half vs. South Carolina and four quarters vs. Florida, Kentucky had one field goal and that garbage touchdown as their only scores. Kentucky gave up 44, 45 and 42 points in their first three games. Meanwhile, my computer has Alabama scoring 52.
With the look ahead, I’ll cut that down to 48. I don’t see the Tide defense allowing a touchdown, and the number will seem cheap by the end of the game.
Kentucky’s Week 6 matchup with Vanderbilt is actually more important for their bowl chances.
ATS pick: Alabama
Score: Alabama 48, Kentucky 6
I'm saying Bama 51, Kentucky 9
Kentucky Wildcats at No. 1 Alabama Crimson Tide (-35)
Noon, ESPN
It might not sound like a smart move to lay five touchdowns in an SEC game, but I’m willing to do so here.
Coach Nick Saban has the most talented team in the country and has them playing to the final gun each week. The Tide does have road trips to Arkansas and Tennessee on deck, but the defense has a shot at the shutout. Over the past two weeks they have heard Florida has “the best defense in the country” and how the Gators held Kentucky to nine first downs and 149 yards in Week 2, with 65 of those yards coming on a drive for a garbage touchdown with 4:45 left and Florida up 45-0. Alabama has a slightly better defense and a much stronger offense.
In the second half vs. Southern Miss, first half vs. South Carolina and four quarters vs. Florida, Kentucky had one field goal and that garbage touchdown as their only scores. Kentucky gave up 44, 45 and 42 points in their first three games. Meanwhile, my computer has Alabama scoring 52.
With the look ahead, I’ll cut that down to 48. I don’t see the Tide defense allowing a touchdown, and the number will seem cheap by the end of the game.
Kentucky’s Week 6 matchup with Vanderbilt is actually more important for their bowl chances.
ATS pick: Alabama
Score: Alabama 48, Kentucky 6
I'm saying Bama 51, Kentucky 9
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Re: College Football
Saban won't let them score, he wants to make a point to the football rankings
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Kentucky might have something to say about that!!!
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Re: College Football
Saban is gonna play vanilla like e said.
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Re: College Football
Miami can't get much going so far
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football
Bengals 22
Vols 7
Vols 7
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I dreamed UK beat Bama 83 - 7 last night
I woke up and was like...aww shit, its only Friday
The dolphin player that missed that open field tackle to give AJ Green the TD shouldn't be on the field after that.
I woke up and was like...aww shit, its only Friday
The dolphin player that missed that open field tackle to give AJ Green the TD shouldn't be on the field after that.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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We're in Columbia this weekend for the SC/aTm game. aTm is well represented from what I can see. Their fans are everywhere and appear well-mannered and clean. It's going to be interesting in the stadium today, as the team colors for both teams are very similar. I am sensing tepid enthusiasm from the USC crowd. I'd love to see an aTm route...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Heh @ "clean."
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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Re: College Football
eCat/Crotch:
Your boys played hard. I had no idea that you had the fewest seniors of any team in Division 1. Met some good fans. Better days are ahead.
Your boys played hard. I had no idea that you had the fewest seniors of any team in Division 1. Met some good fans. Better days are ahead.
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Re: College Football
So your third string came in late first quarter?
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Couldn't understand the constant running up the middle against the best D in the country...Coaching staff is clueless.AlabamAlum wrote:eCat/Crotch:
Your boys played hard. I had no idea that you had the fewest seniors of any team in Division 1. Met some good fans. Better days are ahead.
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Re: College Football
aTm,
hi
"OMG, this is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I AM FUCKED!"
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In the words of Davy Crockett, you may go to hell.
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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The captain nodded. He folded his hands between his knees. What do you think of the treaty? he said.
The kid looked at the man on the settle next to him. He had his eyes shut. He looked down at his thumbs. I dont know nothin about it, he said.
I'm afraid that's the case with a lot of Americans, said the captain. Where are you from, son?
Tennessee.
You werent with the Volunteers at Monterrey were you?
No sir.
Bravest bunch of men under fire I believe I ever saw. I suppose more men from Tennessee bled and died on the field in northern Mexico than from any other state. Did you know that?
No sir.
They were sold out. Fought and died down there in that desert and then they were sold out by their own country.
The kid sat silent.
The kid looked at the man on the settle next to him. He had his eyes shut. He looked down at his thumbs. I dont know nothin about it, he said.
I'm afraid that's the case with a lot of Americans, said the captain. Where are you from, son?
Tennessee.
You werent with the Volunteers at Monterrey were you?
No sir.
Bravest bunch of men under fire I believe I ever saw. I suppose more men from Tennessee bled and died on the field in northern Mexico than from any other state. Did you know that?
No sir.
They were sold out. Fought and died down there in that desert and then they were sold out by their own country.
The kid sat silent.
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Goddam, you love Blood Meridian.
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It was apt...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.