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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:25 am

Now the workers are debating the merits of Sbarro's buffet vs. the local place in the mall. Also mentioned was a japanese restaurant where the chef cooks the food right at your table and flips the food in the air. "They put on a show"...
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Post by hedge » Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:26 am

Sam just inquired about soy sauce: "Now is that Japanese or Chinese?"
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:51 am

you guys have a Sbarro's buffet?

luckyyyyyyyyy
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:06 pm

If we had a Sbarro's buffet I would be so happy...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:45 pm

:::: hands hedge loaded unmarked gun. Holds his MHFs hand. ::::

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Post by hedge » Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:46 pm

I merely report what I hear...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:47 pm

::: waits :::

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Tue Sep 27, 2016 6:10 pm

Wasn't Sbarro's where Coach Doh liked to conduct his assbangs?

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Sep 29, 2016 1:51 pm

LMAO

Your boys travel to the big city from Bethel for lunch? They must have more than an hour break.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Sep 29, 2016 2:02 pm

No, they were talking about their weekend fare. Dates, spacial occasions, Sunday go to meeting, that sort of thing...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:02 pm

Ass banging hedge in a Shell mens room.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:05 pm

Good story of a bear attack in Montana...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... zzly-bear/
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:45 pm

A horde of anti-American protestors thrust their fists in the air during the singing of the National Anthem.
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Post by hedge » Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:31 am

Disgrace!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:34 am

Demi Lovato quit Twitter briefly before going on a rampage just 24 hours later.

The 23-year-old quit the social media outlet on Monday, claiming to prefer Snapchat because she is free from the opinions of some people. After quitting Twitter, she also promised to quit Instagram as well.

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Post by hedge » Wed Oct 05, 2016 8:57 am

Dude just brought a load of corn in here. Looked kinda crazy. Apropos nothing, he says "Ya'll do this for a living?" I said "Yeah, as far as I know." Then he jerked his chin towards Sam (who was working on tickets over at his desk) and says "What about him?" I said "Yeah." Then he said "Ya'll drive new cars?" I mumbled something and sent him to dump his corn. It was like something out of a David Lynch movie...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:07 am

He was lamenting the fact that you were lounging in windfall from HIS corn; and his grievous toil got him but a pittance, a PITTANCE! But you, YOU, driving your new cars were getting HIS profits and counting the money from HIS work with your uncalloused hands punctuated with sickeningly clean fingernails.


He will stew on this for months and then come back and kill you all.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:10 am

Basically
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

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